I was not planning on posting this. But after thinking about it for awhile, I've decided that it was just funny enough that it should be shared.
Last night, about 9:00 or so, I was lying on the sofa watching TV. Dad was in the recliner next to the couch. Wife had gone to bed. My phone rings. Dad hands me the portable. I answer.
Lusty female voice: "Hi, whatchya doing?"
Me: "Trying to figure out who this is."...