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Women are lucky when they gain weight

Posted 11-27-2009 at 08:10 PM by Rd Rash 1000cc

Women have it lucky. When they gain weight it goes to there boobs and ass. So in moderation its not really bad.

Can you imagine how cool would it be to gain weight in your dick.

It would be like HMM not sure if i should have this 2nd beer...since its all just go to my dick

I bet women would be more willing tio bring us a beer. Shit though this would ruin the industry. Alcoholics would be the porn stars. And no one wants to see a porno with the male black...
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Hallmark cards

Posted 08-02-2009 at 09:44 AM by Rd Rash 1000cc
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Who really enjoys reading cards that come with there gift?

The same shit happens every time.

" to our son, happy birth day" WOO THANKS MOM AND DAD

Now here comes the retarded joke that they're so proud of that they found on a card.
OF course you have to laugh cause its polite to do so. Then you check the envelope thinking "where is the money" You shake the card again to make sure its not hiding somewhere between the piece of...
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The voices in my head agree

Posted 04-24-2009 at 04:01 PM by Rd Rash 1000cc

You know you're white trash if any part of your wardrobe came from an item a gas station sells. I don't care if they have aviator glasses for $10. Or you found that security hat or beanie that shows people who's boss. Its retarded, stop buying them. The only time it gets you attention is when someone laughs at you for it.

Vanity licence plate covers. Honestly who thought of it. I don't care if you'd rather be driving your rambler, corvette, zamboni. Fuck I'd actualy rather that you...
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Problems in life

Posted 07-25-2008 at 03:17 PM by Rd Rash 1000cc

Ok first of all there should be a rule. If your car doesnt have hub caps any more (due to them falling off). No chrome wal mart brand hub cap will make your car look decent. I dont care if they are spinning hub caps or what. Just leave them off of your car. This also goes for rims to, if the rims are worth more then your car then they don't belong on the car.



Now in other news i never realized what the problem is with viagra commercials. They tell you if you have an...
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ironic isnt it

Posted 03-19-2008 at 06:08 PM by Rd Rash 1000cc

First off everyone has a tattoo. And it seems to be a classic tattoo to get the word mom with a heart around it. I want to get a tattoo that says "your mom" with a heart around it.. It would be creative and yet creepy.

I always hear an argument about sex ed in schools And how it doesnt work. They want the kids to be abstinent but we all know that doesnt work.... Unlesss you have each kids parents, send a sexual pic to school. Then during sex ed they can look at them. You...
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Thoughts on..

Posted 02-28-2008 at 06:00 AM by Rd Rash 1000cc

Well women dont come with an instructinal manual becuase theres to many topics to cover. They are soo fooking complicated you couldnt make women your major at college and still not learn half about them. And i swear women are obsessed with jack sparrow..why did i become a plumber, i shoulda became a pirate. Maybe its the whole rape and pillage aspect of being a pirate. Since i doubt its the wooden ship. I dont really know how to incorprate the pirate motto into a pick up line "Baby i'd swab...
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