Thoughts on..

Well women dont come with an instructinal manual becuase theres to many topics to cover. They are soo fooking complicated you couldnt make women your major at college and still not learn half about them. And i swear women are obsessed with jack sparrow..why did i become a plumber, i shoulda became a pirate. Maybe its the whole rape and pillage aspect of being a pirate. Since i doubt its the wooden ship. I dont really know how to incorprate the pirate motto into a pick up line "Baby i'd swab your poop deck" or " You may not be a city by the ocean but i would still rape and pillage you..."

Most those would probably get me slapped. unless the chicks really drunk then that may get me puked on. EITHER way they are touchign me so i really cnat complain.

Why does viagra only work for 4 hours, u should be able to take the pill and be good the hwole month. Since we alll know married people only have sex once a month and its not like they can plan it. so my idea is to make viaga work for an entire month. It would be like goign through puperty all over again.