Flipping idiots in mommy-mobiles!

BoseMensch · 09-13-2012, 07:23 PM

Murderous rage right now... Idiot in a minivan almost kills me by turning left in front of me on residential road without looking... Then proceeds to follow me to try to start a fight because I had the audacity to honk my horn when I had to swerve around him....... Massive anger. That is all.

KevinD · 09-13-2012, 07:27 PM

Get used to it.

It will happen again.

Don't sweat the small shit. You didn't hit him, so it's small shit.

KevinD

1shinysideup · 09-13-2012, 07:32 PM

Welcome to the world of riding a bike.

Jims08Z06 · 09-13-2012, 07:53 PM

The proper name for those things is "Mommy Missile."
...AJ

fastfoodfred · 09-13-2012, 09:17 PM

I had a girl entering the freeway, me in the center of three lanes, come across two lanes into mine. Al because her cell phone prevented her from turning her head. She came fast and nearly took out my front wheel. I didn't take it too personal, you shouldn't either. They don't see you, that's all.

residentcourt1 · 09-13-2012, 09:32 PM

When I saw cunt in the title, I kinda figured Fred would stop by .

ibeb · 09-13-2012, 09:39 PM

It goes both ways. I had a jackass on a sportbike in shorts, tank, tennis shoes and helmet with his girlfriend on the back in shorts, tank top, sandals, and helmet coming towards me, pull into the left turn lane without signalliing, come to just about a complete stop, then turn left right in front of me. I locked up the brakes and the f**khead flips me off?? Really?? If I wasn't a rider that watches for other riders, if I would have looked at my radio, they would have been hood ornaments. Not defending the idiot van driver, but we all need to open our eyes and pay attention to what's around us. Erik

Dr. E · 09-14-2012, 01:38 AM

Need to step back and realize there are some people are pure assholes. On my way home from work last week, this douche nozzle was turning into his apartment complex, looked up the road and as I approached he pulled in front of me and purposely stopped blocking both lanes and laughed as I had to damn near put the bike down to avoid planting myself in his door.

Since I ended up stopping right next to his truck, I took the opportunity to slap the mirror on his passenger side and golly me, the glass broke. I gave him a thumbs up complimenting his driving skills and rode off. If you can't laugh at these tools, you will for ever be in state of anger.

fastfoodfred · 09-14-2012, 05:12 AM

Originally Posted by residentcourt1

When I saw cunt in the title, I kinda figured Fred would stop by .

How could you tell that's what it said, letters were replaced?

taznhell · 09-14-2012, 05:22 AM

You avoided the accident congratulations on your riding skills keep them sharp and stay alive. It was a man driving a mini-van of course he was road raging he was jealous of your bike and wishing his penis was not in his wifes purse along with his car keys. Imagine he does not see you he is surounded by the smell of spoiled milk, baby vomit and the dirty diaper in the back of the mini-van when all of the sudden a bike zooms around him honking the horn. That fucker came outta nowhere and dissed me in my mommy missle FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BIKER!!!! It is now on.

He got mad becuase he did not see you so it appeared you were recklessly passing him. If you fight with idiots they will just drag you down to their level and defeat you with their awesome idiot skills.

Supersport_F · 09-14-2012, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by taznhell

You avoided the accident congratulations on your riding skills keep them sharp and stay alive. It was a man driving a mini-van of course he was road raging he was jealous of your bike and wishing his penis was not in his wifes purse along with his car keys. Imagine he does not see you he is surounded by the smell of spoiled milk, baby vomit and the dirty diaper in the back of the mini-van when all of the sudden a bike zooms around him honking the horn. That fucker came outta nowhere and dissed me in my mommy missle FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BIKER!!!! It is now on.

He got mad becuase he did not see you so it appeared you were recklessly passing him. If you fight with idiots they will just drag you down to their level and defeat you with their awesome idiot skills.

That's an awesome explanation, I like it. . Mommy missiles are on the top of my list for bad drivers, especially when Mr. Mom is at the wheel.

J0nathan · 09-14-2012, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by taznhell

You avoided the accident congratulations on your riding skills keep them sharp and stay alive. It was a man driving a mini-van of course he was road raging he was jealous of your bike and wishing his penis was not in his wifes purse along with his car keys. Imagine he does not see you he is surounded by the smell of spoiled milk, baby vomit and the dirty diaper in the back of the mini-van when all of the sudden a bike zooms around him honking the horn. That fucker came outta nowhere and dissed me in my mommy missle FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BIKER!!!! It is now on.

He got mad becuase he did not see you so it appeared you were recklessly passing him. If you fight with idiots they will just drag you down to their level and defeat you with their awesome idiot skills.

Jims08Z06 · 09-14-2012, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by taznhell

You avoided the accident congratulations on your riding skills keep them sharp and stay alive. It was a man driving a mini-van of course he was road raging he was jealous of your bike and wishing his penis was not in his wifes purse along with his car keys. Imagine he does not see you he is surounded by the smell of spoiled milk, baby vomit and the dirty diaper in the back of the mini-van when all of the sudden a bike zooms around him honking the horn. That fucker came outta nowhere and dissed me in my mommy missle FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BIKER!!!! It is now on.

He got mad becuase he did not see you so it appeared you were recklessly passing him. If you fight with idiots they will just drag you down to their level and defhe beat you with their awesome idiot skills.

That Sir is the best explanation Ive heard to date. Never thought about it that way. But If I were in that mess I would be mad too...

Originally Posted by residentcourt1

When I saw cunt in the title, I kinda figured Fred would stop by .

I have to agree, mention snatch and Fred will be sure to follow...

Originally Posted by Supersport_F

That's an awesome explanation, I like it. . Mommy missiles are on the top of my list for bad drivers, especially when Mr. Mom is at the wheel.

Agreed, but now I know why...AJ

meanmonster · 09-14-2012, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by taznhell

You avoided the accident congratulations on your riding skills keep them sharp and stay alive. It was a man driving a mini-van of course he was road raging he was jealous of your bike and wishing his penis was not in his wifes purse along with his car keys. Imagine he does not see you he is surounded by the smell of spoiled milk, baby vomit and the dirty diaper in the back of the mini-van when all of the sudden a bike zooms around him honking the horn. That fucker came outta nowhere and dissed me in my mommy missle FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BIKER!!!! It is now on.

He got mad becuase he did not see you so it appeared you were recklessly passing him. If you fight with idiots they will just drag you down to their level and defeat you with their awesome idiot skills.

Hahaha awesome. This is why the wife will never own a van. Thankfully the quad cab 4x4 has plenty of room for our baby.

BoseMensch · 09-14-2012, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by taznhell

You avoided the accident congratulations on your riding skills keep them sharp and stay alive. It was a man driving a mini-van of course he was road raging he was jealous of your bike and wishing his penis was not in his wifes purse along with his car keys. Imagine he does not see you he is surounded by the smell of spoiled milk, baby vomit and the dirty diaper in the back of the mini-van when all of the sudden a bike zooms around him honking the horn. That fucker came outta nowhere and dissed me in my mommy missle FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BIKER!!!! It is now on.

He got mad becuase he did not see you so it appeared you were recklessly passing him. If you fight with idiots they will just drag you down to their level and defeat you with their awesome idiot skills.

This, Sir, is outstanding. Someone rep this man.

KevinD · 09-14-2012, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by BoseMensch

Someone rep this man.

Why?
Is your rep button broken?

KevinD

Bluuu · 09-14-2012, 09:34 AM

Hey now! Easy on the mr mom bullshit. I'm a mr mom. I haven't earned my minivan license tho. I'm still stuck moving my little girl's ass around in an rsx.

As far as idiots on the road, get accustomed to it or sell your bike. Encountering the idiots is a daily occurrence when you ride.

evander · 09-14-2012, 10:02 AM

I'd try and kill everybody else too if I was forced to drive a mini van.

BoseMensch · 09-14-2012, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by KevinD

Why?
Is your rep button broken?

KevinD

Actually, on my iPhone (which is what I'm using) I don't think it actually does work. I'll log in from computer when I get home and do it. Also, until you just pointed out how to do it, I didn't know how. I tried a second ago from my phone, but don't know if it worked, as nothing changed.

Jims08Z06 · 09-14-2012, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by fastfoodfred

How could you tell that's what it said, letters were replaced?

Fred really

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kkk...AJ


09-13-2012, 07:23 PM	#1
BoseMensch Endorsed Joined: May 2012 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: 91 CBR600F2 - project; 12 CBR250R - rider	Flipping idiots in mommy-mobiles! Murderous rage right now... Idiot in a minivan almost kills me by turning left in front of me on residential road without looking... Then proceeds to follow me to try to start a fight because I had the audacity to honk my horn when I had to swerve around him....... Massive anger. That is all. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-13-2012, 07:27 PM	#2
KevinD Joined: Mar 2009 From: Spokane Valley I Ride: Suzuki Boulevard C90, Suzuki DRZ400E, My Wife's Scooter	Get used to it. It will happen again. Don't sweat the small shit. You didn't hit him, so it's small shit. KevinD __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-13-2012, 07:32 PM	#3
1shinysideup Streetfighter Joined: Feb 2007 From: Seattle I Ride: 06 600RR	Welcome to the world of riding a bike. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-13-2012, 07:53 PM	#4
Jims08Z06 Bat Crazed Joined: May 2009 From: WA I Ride: 08, R1	The proper name for those things is "Mommy Missile." ...AJ __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-13-2012, 09:17 PM	#5
fastfoodfred Moto2 Champion Joined: Mar 2006 From: spokane, wa I Ride: 2008 SXV4.5 + 1985 RZ350 + 2010 YZ250F +	I had a girl entering the freeway, me in the center of three lanes, come across two lanes into mine. Al because her cell phone prevented her from turning her head. She came fast and nearly took out my front wheel. I didn't take it too personal, you shouldn't either. They don't see you, that's all. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-13-2012, 09:32 PM	#6
residentcourt1 Shredder Joined: Mar 2010 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: '06 CBR 1000, '09 ZX 6R	When I saw cunt in the title, I kinda figured Fred would stop by . __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-13-2012, 09:39 PM	#7
ibeb Permit Joined: Feb 2011 From: Spokane Valley, WA I Ride: 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa	It goes both ways. I had a jackass on a sportbike in shorts, tank, tennis shoes and helmet with his girlfriend on the back in shorts, tank top, sandals, and helmet coming towards me, pull into the left turn lane without signalliing, come to just about a complete stop, then turn left right in front of me. I locked up the brakes and the fkhead flips me off?? Really?? If I wasn't a rider that watches for other riders, if I would have looked at my radio, they would have been hood ornaments. Not defending the idiot van driver, but we all need to open our eyes and pay attention to what's around us. Erik __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter**


09-14-2012, 01:38 AM	#8
Dr. E Theoretical Propagandist Joined: Oct 2008 From: Dry Shiddies WA I Ride: 03 Busa, 08 Busa, 89 Transalp	Need to step back and realize there are some people are pure assholes. On my way home from work last week, this douche nozzle was turning into his apartment complex, looked up the road and as I approached he pulled in front of me and purposely stopped blocking both lanes and laughed as I had to damn near put the bike down to avoid planting myself in his door. Since I ended up stopping right next to his truck, I took the opportunity to slap the mirror on his passenger side and golly me, the glass broke. I gave him a thumbs up complimenting his driving skills and rode off. If you can't laugh at these tools, you will for ever be in state of anger. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-14-2012, 05:22 AM	#10
taznhell Shredder Joined: Jul 2008 From: Cornelius, Oregon I Ride: Everyday	You avoided the accident congratulations on your riding skills keep them sharp and stay alive. It was a man driving a mini-van of course he was road raging he was jealous of your bike and wishing his penis was not in his wifes purse along with his car keys. Imagine he does not see you he is surounded by the smell of spoiled milk, baby vomit and the dirty diaper in the back of the mini-van when all of the sudden a bike zooms around him honking the horn. That fucker came outta nowhere and dissed me in my mommy missle FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BIKER!!!! It is now on. He got mad becuase he did not see you so it appeared you were recklessly passing him. If you fight with idiots they will just drag you down to their level and defeat you with their awesome idiot skills. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-14-2012, 09:34 AM	#17
Bluuu Señor verde Joined: Mar 2011 From: Kirkland I Ride: behind the girls.	Hey now! Easy on the mr mom bullshit. I'm a mr mom. I haven't earned my minivan license tho. I'm still stuck moving my little girl's ass around in an rsx. As far as idiots on the road, get accustomed to it or sell your bike. Encountering the idiots is a daily occurrence when you ride. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-14-2012, 10:02 AM	#18
evander Race Qualifier Joined: Sep 2006 From: N side Spokane I Ride: a Yamaha slayer real slow.	I'd try and kill everybody else too if I was forced to drive a mini van. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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