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Enjoy crackup:


Harley rider pre-ride check off list:
1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the "Live to ride" "ride to live" statement on gas tank lid.
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
5. Look in mirror and perfect the "I"m a bad ass motherfucker" harley riding scowl.
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving
9. Leather pants
10. Gloves
11. Wrap around sunglasses
12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!
13. CAT work boots (new)
14. Leather vest with some "chapter" like: North chapter of pig fucking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 3rd gear.
17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.
18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road. ]]> Northern ID Citizen http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/119343-harley-rider-pre-ride-check-off-list.html http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/119094-thank-you-cda-pd.html Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:15:05 GMT :angry7:

Anybody got some experience with misdemeanor infractions in Idaho....Ken I'm looking at you.

Anyways the alledged infraction of reckless driving stems from alledgedly lofting the front wheel.... ]]> Northern ID SRWitt http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/119094-thank-you-cda-pd.html http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/118808-best-sportbike-t-shirts.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:19:00 GMT whats the best sportbike or any t-shirt you've seen or have? post a pix if you can.
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:nana ]]> Northern ID smoothytaggert http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/118772-ridin.html http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/118545-tmobile.html Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:40:21 GMT Anyone here use Tmo? WTF is going on I haven't had service since I got home from work. I roam when at work and even that was f'd up today. ]]> Northern ID SRWitt http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/118545-tmobile.html http://pnwriders.com/northern-id/118005-blew-fork-seals-again.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:03:11 GMT but made it 1 1/2 years from the last time i blew them. this time i decided to save alittle money and take the challenge of taking them out myself, then bring the forks into the shop to have a pro change the seals, i'm not ready for that part yet. it was pretty easy to do. here are some pixs.
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