FS: Cheap Take offs, Icon Boots, Gloves....and the door from a Prius?!

Friction Addiction · 05-26-2012, 11:07 AM

STOP!! Click No Further...

Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?

What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?!

Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared

We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone,

it will just stay between me, you and Facebook

So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!

These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup?

I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.

These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping

Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grâce.

This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night

I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike

. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...

I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down,

try imagining Bea Arthur naked

PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.

courier11sec · 05-26-2012, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Frill-dog

STOP!! Click No Further...

Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?

What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?!

Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared

We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone,

it will just stay between me, you and Facebook

So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!

These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup?

I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.

These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping

Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grâce.

This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night

I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike

. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...

I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down,

try imagining Bea Arthur naked

PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.

Rep.

shakazulu12 · 05-26-2012, 11:36 AM

MMMMMM...........Bea Arthur.

DucatiDon · 05-26-2012, 11:55 AM

Thats the best ad Ive read in a long time! Im tempted to buy the Prius door just because.....

Sirena · 05-26-2012, 12:27 PM

to be brief...OMGROFLMAO

Friction Addiction · 05-26-2012, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by DucatiDon

Thats the best ad Ive read in a long time! Im tempted to buy the Prius door just because.....

What sammich you wanna make me?

shelbyguy · 05-26-2012, 01:56 PM

does the power window motor and the speaker work in the prius door?

Friction Addiction · 05-26-2012, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by shelbyguy

does the power window motor and the speaker work in the prius door?

Yeah everything is legit...When I pull limbs off demons, it's a RAAMMMPPAAGGE!!

And it has the wire harness for the tweeter should you have what could loosely be called the upgraded audio system. And I mean the loosest form of the phrase as in a majority of inner city mom's on welfare, loose.

courier11sec · 05-26-2012, 07:34 PM

Lulz for getting negged for quoting this.

Originally Posted by Frill-dog

STOP!! Click No Further...

Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?

What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?!

Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared

We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone,

it will just stay between me, you and Facebook

So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!

These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup?

I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.

These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping

Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grâce.

This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night

I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike

. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...

I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down,

try imagining Bea Arthur naked

PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.

Free bump!

tims007 · 05-26-2012, 07:42 PM

lol ..
let me go get my spedo and make you a sammich

galenernest · 05-26-2012, 07:54 PM

Some say that there is such a thing as too much coffee. I would never say such a thing. But today, I came close.

Friction Addiction · 05-26-2012, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by tims007

lol ..
let me go get my spedo and make you a sammich

Is it a t-back or straight butt floss? Color? Details man...I need details!!

nsrg500 · 05-27-2012, 01:23 AM

pm sent.

dizzle · 05-27-2012, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by Frill-dog

STOP!! Click No Further...

Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?

What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?!

Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared

We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone,

it will just stay between me, you and Facebook

So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!

These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup?

I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.

These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping

Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grâce.

This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night

I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike

. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...

I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down,

try imagining Bea Arthur naked

PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Where's my free leprechaun?

I'd rep you but I have to give it to someone elses first.

Friction Addiction · 05-27-2012, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by dizzle

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Where's my free leprechaun?

I'd rep you but I have to give it to someone elses first.

Who needs leprechauns when you can have the limb of a demon?!

courier11sec · 05-27-2012, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by dizzle

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Where's my free leprechaun?

I'd rep you but I have to give it to someone elses first.

Reported.

Devil_Doc · 05-27-2012, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Frill-dog

STOP!! Click No Further...

Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?

What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?!

Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared

We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone,

it will just stay between me, you and Facebook

So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!

These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup?

I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.

These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping

Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grâce.

This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night

I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike

. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...

I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down,

try imagining Bea Arthur naked

PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.

This is an enormous post. I quoted it to show what I mean..

Friction Addiction · 05-29-2012, 12:07 PM

1shinysideup · 05-29-2012, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Devil_Doc

This is an enormous post. I quoted it to show what I mean..

Is that a helmet painted like the US Flag?

Friction Addiction · 05-29-2012, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by 1shinysideup

Is that a helmet painted like the US Flag?

Amrrica fawk ya!


05-26-2012, 11:07 AM	#1
Friction Addiction Joined: Aug 2005 From: Oregon's durty Souf I Ride: > You.	Cheap Take offs, Icon Boots, Gloves....and the door from a Prius?! STOP!! Click No Further... Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!! Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds? What you see here will do all that and more!! First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?! Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!! Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone, it will just stay between me, you and Facebook So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!! These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup? I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping. These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!! Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!! The Coup de grâce. This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now. Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!! I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses... I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra. But when you get all calmed down, try imagining Bea Arthur naked PM me or text/call me. I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-26-2012, 11:36 AM	#3
shakazulu12 Peg Dragger Joined: Sep 2007 From: Portland, OR I Ride: Melbs5150's momma	MMMMMM...........Bea Arthur. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-26-2012, 11:55 AM	#4
DucatiDon Licensed Joined: Nov 2007 From: P-Town I Ride: I Ride by Braille	Thats the best ad Ive read in a long time! Im tempted to buy the Prius door just because..... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-26-2012, 12:27 PM	#5
Sirena Pit Crew Joined: Jun 2008 From: Portland, OR I Ride: Ducati Monster 620 & Yamaha Vino 125	to be brief...OMGROFLMAO __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-26-2012, 01:56 PM	#7
shelbyguy Picture Whore Joined: Apr 2008 From: lacey I Ride: Aprilia Factory, 525SMR, DRZ400sm, and a gaggle of others	does the power window motor and the speaker work in the prius door? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-26-2012, 07:42 PM	#10
tims007 Streetfighter Joined: Feb 2010 From: your moms basement I Ride: i ride bitchrider : a 2000 triumph sprint st and a xr 600r dual sport, and " das car"	lol .. let me go get my spedo and make you a sammich __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-26-2012, 07:54 PM	#11
galenernest I bathe with candles, flowers, jazz music, and rubber ducky. Joined: Jun 2008 From: Vancouver, but my heart belongs to Beijing Blog Entries: 4 I Ride: in my wet dreams	Some say that there is such a thing as too much coffee. I would never say such a thing. But today, I came close. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-27-2012, 01:23 AM	#13
nsrg500 Shredder Joined: May 2011 From: Everett. WA I Ride: GS1150 Rat bike, NSR(G)500cc two stroke,CBR 900rr	pm sent. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-29-2012, 12:07 PM	#18
Friction Addiction Joined: Aug 2005 From: Oregon's durty Souf I Ride: > You.	__________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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