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Old 05-26-2012, 11:07 AM   #1
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Exclamation Cheap Take offs, Icon Boots, Gloves....and the door from a Prius?!
STOP!! Click No Further...


Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?


What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?! Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone, it will just stay between me, you and Facebook






So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!


These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup? I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.





These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping




Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grāce.


This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...






I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down, try imagining Bea Arthur naked PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.

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Old 05-26-2012, 11:26 AM   #2
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“ Quote:
Originally Posted by Frill-dog View Post
STOP!! Click No Further...


Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?


What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?! Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone, it will just stay between me, you and Facebook






So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!


These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup? I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.





These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping




Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grāce.


This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...






I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down, try imagining Bea Arthur naked PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.
Rep.

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Old 05-26-2012, 11:36 AM   #3
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MMMMMM...........Bea Arthur.

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Old 05-26-2012, 11:55 AM   #4
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Thats the best ad Ive read in a long time! Im tempted to buy the Prius door just because.....

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Old 05-26-2012, 12:27 PM   #5
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to be brief...OMGROFLMAO

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Old 05-26-2012, 12:27 PM   #6
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Thats the best ad Ive read in a long time! Im tempted to buy the Prius door just because.....
What sammich you wanna make me?

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Old 05-26-2012, 01:56 PM   #7
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does the power window motor and the speaker work in the prius door?

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Old 05-26-2012, 05:45 PM   #8
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does the power window motor and the speaker work in the prius door?
Yeah everything is legit...When I pull limbs off demons, it's a RAAMMMPPAAGGE!!

And it has the wire harness for the tweeter should you have what could loosely be called the upgraded audio system. And I mean the loosest form of the phrase as in a majority of inner city mom's on welfare, loose.

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Old 05-26-2012, 07:34 PM   #9
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Lulz for getting negged for quoting this.
“ Quote:
Originally Posted by Frill-dog View Post
STOP!! Click No Further...


Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?


What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?! Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone, it will just stay between me, you and Facebook






So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!


These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup? I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.





These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping




Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grāce.


This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...






I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down, try imagining Bea Arthur naked PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.
Free bump!

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Old 05-26-2012, 07:42 PM   #10
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lol ..
let me go get my spedo and make you a sammich

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Old 05-26-2012, 07:54 PM   #11
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I Ride: in my wet dreams
Some say that there is such a thing as too much coffee. I would never say such a thing. But today, I came close.

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Old 05-26-2012, 11:47 PM   #12
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lol ..
let me go get my spedo and make you a sammich
Is it a t-back or straight butt floss? Color? Details man...I need details!!

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Old 05-27-2012, 01:23 AM   #13
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pm sent.

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Old 05-27-2012, 03:17 AM   #14
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“ Quote:
Originally Posted by Frill-dog View Post
STOP!! Click No Further...


Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?


What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?! Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone, it will just stay between me, you and Facebook






So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!


These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup? I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.





These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping




Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grāce.


This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...






I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down, try imagining Bea Arthur naked PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.
Worst. Thread. Ever.

Where's my free leprechaun?

I'd rep you but I have to give it to someone elses first.

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Old 05-27-2012, 07:15 AM   #15
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Worst. Thread. Ever.

Where's my free leprechaun?

I'd rep you but I have to give it to someone elses first.

Who needs leprechauns when you can have the limb of a demon?!

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Old 05-27-2012, 09:10 AM   #16
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Worst. Thread. Ever.

Where's my free leprechaun?

I'd rep you but I have to give it to someone elses first.
Reported.

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Old 05-27-2012, 06:23 PM   #17
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“ Quote:
Originally Posted by Frill-dog View Post
STOP!! Click No Further...


Never in your life have you come across the finest collection of items for sale until today!!

Forget all that spam in your junk box, you want a bigger weenus? You want to sleep with a married woman? You want cheaper prescription meds?


What you see here will do all that and more!!

First lets look at some rubbers, because let's face it, those Trojan Magnums are just too small for what you're rockin. You're already pleasing the misses or mister in your life. But what about YOUR needs?! Well let's wrap that fun wagon with some take offs I have kicking around the shed...You don't want to be late to this party!!

Let's say $20 for any of the fronts and $40 for the rear...Some might be a little aged like a fine cognac or a Cougar, either of which will suffice on a lonely night. And just like those 2 things, prices are negotiable...so don't be scared We all have guilty pleasures I won't tell anyone, it will just stay between me, you and Facebook






So you might be married and want to shag something on the side..Well No Glove No Love my friends and compatriots!!


These Gortex Alpinestars in a large (ahhh yeahhhh you know hand size...junk size wassup? I'll wrap your meat hooks for $30 plus shipping.





These BOOTS WERE MADE FOR RIDING AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO!!

Now I'm nowhere as leggy as Nancy Sinatra, but if you want to feel like a HEAVY METAL LORD, then you can curb stomp with the best of them in these gems...My Cannibal Corpse days are over albeit short lived for about 2-4 times, but yours can just begin...US 9.5 Icon Heavy Duty HELLSPAWN BLACK for only $50 plus shipping




Chuck Norris will FEAR YOU!!

The Coup de grāce.


This 2007 DEMON Prius beat me off the line, so I took it's door as a trophy. I refused to go softly into that good night I wasn't pretty about it, because let's face it, this isn't Asia and I don't know how to haul 3 cords of wood on my bike. So this thing has a few scratches in it, I won't lie I gave this thing some grudge lovin a few times hence the scratches. Maybe you thought your Prius a Jeep and took the doors off, but found it a bad idea in the Pacific NW, so you're scrambling to cover it up because it's SUPPOSED to be Summer-ish by now.

Who can put a price on this TROPHY of MOTORCYCLE SUPREMACY??!!

I can...$200 or a case of synthetic motorcycle oil or hell a sammich made in the nude by you in my kitchen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!! except for shipping it. If you know a body shop guy he can get a new skin for around $100 and tack it on....BAM!! No not Emeril, but it's got hinges and all the harnesses...






I realize you might need some oxygen or a blood transfusion before you get up from your desk right now since I have just left you harder than Chinese Algebra.

But when you get all calmed down, try imagining Bea Arthur naked PM me or text/call me.

I won't tell your wife or husband, years of manwhoring have perfected my discretion to an art form.


This is an enormous post. I quoted it to show what I mean..

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Old 05-29-2012, 12:07 PM   #18
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Old 05-29-2012, 12:13 PM   #19
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This is an enormous post. I quoted it to show what I mean..
Is that a helmet painted like the US Flag?

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Old 05-29-2012, 01:31 PM   #20
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Is that a helmet painted like the US Flag?
Amrrica fawk ya!

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