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FZ Rowe · 06-12-2009, 02:07 PM

Is that a B.M.W.

No, it's a Yamaha

clt750 · 06-12-2009, 02:08 PM

I get the headlight out comment all the time on my 748. My wife even said it this morning as I was backing out of the garage. I told I need to order a new flux capacitor to get the other one to work.

Naza · 06-12-2009, 02:10 PM

not as much as a dumb comment as a dumb gesture..
I get kids in their street racer wannabe cars doing the wheelie gesture to me all the time.

I don't even know how to wheelie and I have been riding for over 20 years. I am with cal_look_zero... I prefere me some corners.

Voidrider · 06-12-2009, 02:10 PM

I'm sitting at a light on my ninja 250.

Big ass turbo diesel truck pulls up with a couple of farm boys in it, one leans out the window and shouts, "Does that thing a have a hemi"?

I sat there rather gobsmacked as the light turned, the truck roared off and I turned off onto the highway...

in afterthought I figured if I ever saw them again and the guy pulled the same schtick I would shout back, "No, but does that thing get 60 mpg"?

eric z · 06-12-2009, 02:10 PM

An EX-girlfriend asked me on the night I broke up with her, "why didnt you get a RZ-350 WITH electric start?" Hence.....

CBRCRF · 06-12-2009, 02:12 PM

Last spring I was heading down 99 in Everett. A car with three guys pulls up next to me and start looking at my bike. When the light turned green I went on my marry way. Then they drove up next to me. One of the guys in the back of the car put a sign up to the window that said, "Get a real bike!". To this day I can only wonder what real bike they were talking about...

flick · 06-12-2009, 02:12 PM

"I had one of those back when I was your age. You did a good job restoring it."

I dont have the heart to tell these old guys that it is an '06, I just let them tell their story.

dizzle · 06-12-2009, 02:14 PM

-- * i'm standing in a parking lot waiting for a couple other buddies to show up to go ride * --

some punk teenage kids walked by and stopped to stare since i was in full leathers chillin.

kids - "you look like an idiot in your suit dude"
me - "well, i like my skin, it keeps it intact"
kids - "whatever, bet you can't even do a burn out on your bike"
me - *being a smartass* "do u even know what a burn out is?"
kids - "yeah asshole, it's when the tires spin and and you blow a bunch of smoke"
me - "tires?"
kids - "duh, my dad's hayaboosa, both tires spin when he cranks the throttle to do a burn out .. i do it all the time, all i gotta do is crank the throttle"
me - "cool .. guess my bike isn't that cool, only 1 tire fire when i do a burn out"
kids - "your bike is slow then if only one tire spins".

i wanted to kill myself.

cascaderider · 06-12-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by dizzle

kids - "you look like an idiot in your suit dude"
me - "well, i like my skin, it keeps it intact"
kids - "whatever, bet you can't even do a burn out on your bike"
me - *being a smartass* "do u even know what a burn out is?"
kids - "yeah asshole, it's when the tires spin and and you blow a bunch of smoke"
me - "tires?"
kids - "duh, my dad's hayaboosa, both tires spin when he cranks the throttle to do a burn out .. i do it all the time, all i gotta do is crank the throttle"
me - "cool .. guess my bike isn't that cool, only 1 tire fire when i do a burn out"
kids - "your bike is slow then if only one tire spins".

i wanted to kill myself.

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! LOL!

dc_sniper9130 · 06-12-2009, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by JTurkish

yeah i call BS on that too - Iron Butt has a 1000 mile in 24 hrs but 3k in 36??? on a ninja??? BS

he would have had to AVERAGE 85 mph the entire way, including stops to tank up and eat.

lies.

Driftertank · 06-12-2009, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by dizzle

-- * i'm standing in a parking lot waiting for a couple other buddies to show up to go ride * --

some punk teenage kids walked by and stopped to stare since i was in full leathers chillin.

kids - "you look like an idiot in your suit dude"
me - "well, i like my skin, it keeps it intact"
kids - "whatever, bet you can't even do a burn out on your bike"
me - *being a smartass* "do u even know what a burn out is?"
kids - "yeah asshole, it's when the tires spin and and you blow a bunch of smoke"
me - "tires?"
kids - "duh, my dad's hayaboosa, both tires spin when he cranks the throttle to do a burn out .. i do it all the time, all i gotta do is crank the throttle"
me - "cool .. guess my bike isn't that cool, only 1 tire fire when i do a burn out"
kids - "your bike is slow then if only one tire spins".

i wanted to kill myself.

Shoulda told the kid to go home before somebody called the cops, cuz there's an anti-retard ordinance and he's in violation.

DGA · 06-12-2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by dc_sniper9130

he would have had to AVERAGE 85 mph the entire way, including stops to tank up and eat.

lies.

Well he was a crack head, pounding Hamms.

chairmanpato · 06-12-2009, 02:34 PM

stopping for gas with dirtbikes on trailer...
Gas station attendant: Where did you rent the bikes?
Me: We didn't rent them, they're ours, why do you think we rented them?
Gas station attendant: It says "rental" on the handlebars...
I looked at the handlebars, "Renthal" handlebars with "Renthal" bar pads on them........

My favorite though.....the blonde asking about "Shoe" on the helmet.....did you make that up???

DaisyGirl · 06-12-2009, 02:36 PM

These are all great! Had quite a few chuckles while reading them! Thanks for the afternoon entertainment! Wish I had some amusing story to add to the collection.

Estes · 06-12-2009, 02:41 PM

Had some guy tell me that he hit 220 mph on a Ninja 750 with NOS.

crazyrockinyj · 06-12-2009, 02:46 PM

Tard - Is it fast?
Me - fast enough (ZX-14)
Tard - Oh you must not like curves
Me - Nope hate em!

yellowpens · 06-12-2009, 02:51 PM

I was walking away from my bike once downtown while taking off my helmet, and this guy goes.. "Are you still riding that?"

Like.. No, Im done. Want it?

then he asked me if I like racecars.

And I've had a COUNTLESS number of people ask me how fast my little bike can go (thinking its a 250) then when i tell them and point to the "600" on the bottom fairing.. they get all shocked.

RedVFR · 06-12-2009, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by DGA

The funniest part about this guy was, as I stopped talking and he had nothing to say, he would just laugh uncontrollably, which made me laugh and then he just did not leave. All of this is going on while he is hammering back a tall boy of Hamms.

Laughing back and forth? Did it end up sounding like Beavis and Butthead?

recr8ton · 06-12-2009, 03:15 PM

"This yours?"

As I am the only person in red gear, walking towards the only red motorcycle, in a massive parking lot.

RedVFR · 06-12-2009, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by dizzle

-- * i'm standing in a parking lot waiting for a couple other buddies to show up to go ride * --

some punk teenage kids walked by and stopped to stare since i was in full leathers chillin.

kids - "you look like an idiot in your suit dude"
me - "well, i like my skin, it keeps it intact"
kids - "whatever, bet you can't even do a burn out on your bike"
me - *being a smartass* "do u even know what a burn out is?"
kids - "yeah asshole, it's when the tires spin and and you blow a bunch of smoke"
me - "tires?"
kids - "duh, my dad's hayaboosa, both tires spin when he cranks the throttle to do a burn out .. i do it all the time, all i gotta do is crank the throttle"
me - "cool .. guess my bike isn't that cool, only 1 tire fire when i do a burn out"
kids - "your bike is slow then if only one tire spins".

i wanted to kill myself.

A 2wd 'boosa??? Daayyyum, gotta get one of those!! Sounds like Rokon is going to lose their market niche.

DGA · 06-12-2009, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by RedVFR

Laughing back and forth? Did it end up sounding like Beavis and Butthead?

This was outright crazy ass laughter. I figured I could take him and could not help myself so I lauged like a nut too.

fastfoodfred · 06-12-2009, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by recr8ton

"This yours?"

As I am the only person in red gear, walking towards the only red motorcycle, in a massive parking lot.

Was he holding his crotch when he asked his question? That much matching stuff is very curious.

EvergreenVFR · 06-12-2009, 03:29 PM

A few years ago a woman asked me if I had to use starter fluid to start my bike. No joke.

K6 MISSILE · 06-12-2009, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by dizzle

-- * i'm standing in a parking lot waiting for a couple other buddies to show up to go ride * --

some punk teenage kids walked by and stopped to stare since i was in full leathers chillin.

kids - "you look like an idiot in your suit dude"
me - "well, i like my skin, it keeps it intact"
kids - "whatever, bet you can't even do a burn out on your bike"
me - *being a smartass* "do u even know what a burn out is?"
kids - "yeah asshole, it's when the tires spin and and you blow a bunch of smoke"
me - "tires?"
kids - "duh, my dad's hayaboosa, both tires spin when he cranks the throttle to do a burn out .. i do it all the time, all i gotta do is crank the throttle"
me - "cool .. guess my bike isn't that cool, only 1 tire fire when i do a burn out"
kids - "your bike is slow then if only one tire spins".

i wanted to kill myself.

Oh, you should get one of those all wheel drive bikes. They handle much better on snow and ice.

E36M3K6GSXR · 06-12-2009, 03:30 PM

One of your headlights is out.

mikeysfun · 06-12-2009, 03:37 PM

I had a guy in a shop that will remain nameless (the lesser of the two locally), mind you he is supposedly a sales rep, he told me a story of a buddy's bike (don't they all start that way) and this buddy had modified this liter bike with a turbo and nos and all the bells and whistles...

goes on to claim that the buddy had been riding it on i-90 at vantage going over 250mph and the wind was blowing so hard that he literally got blown over the side of the bridge... fished the bike out and fixed it up again...

A salesman people... a salesman...............
I sat and listened... intently... found it quite humorous... will NEVER buy a bike from that shop... probably, at least not on the word of a salesman...

dizzle · 06-12-2009, 03:38 PM

i remember i was filling up one day and i ran into this dumbfuck who thought he was the baddest shit in the world.

tard - is that a hayabusa?
me - no, it's a gsxr750
tard - oh no shit, that's dope. I got a turbo hayabusa myself
me - so why'd you ask me if mine was a hayabusa? They look nothing alike
tard - oh well, mine's all trick and shit, looks identical to yours

...i turn back to pumping my gas ignoring him .... silence...

tard - is that thing 7spd manual or automatic?
me -

...6 speed, manual, like ALL bikes
tard - nah fool, my hayaboosta has 7 speeds!
me - oh! My bad, i totally forgot that they made that option on the hayabusa, it's the 7spd side shift set up right? The kind where you shift from left to right instead of up and down on your bike?? That shit's savage!
tard - YEAH!! ain't that shit dope?!

...i put my helmet on and rode up laughing hysterically in my helmet. Nearly crashed into a parked card because of it

CBRCRF · 06-12-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by dizzle

i remember i was filling up one day and i ran into this dumbfuck who thought he was the baddest shit in the world.

tard - is that a hayabusa?
me - no, it's a gsxr750
tard - oh no shit, that's dope. I got a turbo hayabusa myself
me - so why'd you ask me if mine was a hayabusa? They look nothing alike
tard - oh well, mine's all trick and shit, looks identical to yours

...i turn back to pumping my gas ignoring him .... silence...

tard - is that thing 7spd manual or automatic?
me -

...6 speed, manual, like ALL bikes
tard - nah fool, my hayaboosta has 7 speeds!
me - oh! My bad, i totally forgot that they made that option on the hayabusa, it's the 7spd side shift set up right? The kind where you shift from left to right instead of up and down on your bike?? That shit's savage!
tard - YEAH!! ain't that shit dope?!

...i put my helmet on and rode up laughing hysterically in my helmet. Nearly crashed into a parked card because of it

No way!!! Really?!

Gusgus · 06-12-2009, 04:04 PM

I rode up and he just stared at me on my BMW R1150GS Adventure, and he said; "how you spect to pick up chicks on a Bee Mmm Doubleiiaaa?????"

manicmike · 06-12-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by mikeysfun

I had a guy in a shop that will remain nameless (the lesser of the two locally), mind you he is supposedly a sales rep, he told me a story of a buddy's bike (don't they all start that way) and this buddy had modified this liter bike with a turbo and nos and all the bells and whistles...

goes on to claim that the buddy had been riding it on i-90 at vantage going over 250mph and the wind was blowing so hard that he literally got blown over the side of the bridge... fished the bike out and fixed it up again...

A salesman people... a salesman...............
I sat and listened... intently... found it quite humorous... will NEVER buy a bike from that shop... probably, at least not on the word of a salesman...

Hmm, Let me guess... Yamaha Jacks?

Gusgus · 06-12-2009, 04:11 PM

Last month I was sitting at a stop sign at Mill Plains and this woman was in front of me, in the crosswalk. With a young boy in tow.

She said to him; "Thats a Harley, the best bike in America, now wave to the Harley guy"

Then she stopped right in front of me and spun the boy towards me and said; "I said wave, dammit, wave"

Then grabbing his arm and stomping off with him barely touching the ground, she said; "shit, sorry Harley guy..."

I was on my Honda.

dizzle · 06-12-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Gusgus

Last month I was sitting at a stop sign at Mill Plains and this woman was in front of me, in the crosswalk. With a young boy in tow.

She said to him; "Thats a Harley, the best bike in America, now wave to the Harley guy"

Then she stopped right in front of me and spun the boy towards me and said; "I said wave, dammit, wave"

Then grabbing his arm and stomping off with him barely touching the ground, she said; "shit, sorry Harley guy..."

I was on my Honda.

750Rider · 06-12-2009, 04:21 PM

lately that the s1000RrRr is gonna have 193 to the wheels and kawi has the 2010 zx14 producing 300 hp..

Rumored street S1000RR Dyno

Rumored 2010 zx14 dyno

mikeysfun · 06-12-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by manicmike

Hmm, Let me guess... ******* *****?

I was attempting to not name drop....

Dragon Rider · 06-12-2009, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by DGA

The funniest part about this guy was, as I stopped talking and he had nothing to say, he would just laugh uncontrollably, which made me laugh and then he just did not leave. All of this is going on while he is hammering back a tall boy of Hamms.

was there a banjo solo in the background

mcjunky · 06-12-2009, 04:56 PM

Howd you get that gixxer to sound like that?
I pulled 2 plugs (it was a tiller)

Dude, your bikes smokin bad
If it wasn't I'd be worried (NSR)

Dragon Rider · 06-12-2009, 05:02 PM

this isn't really a stupid saying, but it is usually amusing

Admirer: Wow, what is that?

Me: a honda

Admirer: a honda?

Me: yes its their factory custom:

Admirer: wow, what's is called?

(and off we go)

Me: a RUNE:

Admirer: a ruin?

Me: no, a rune.

Admirer: a boon?

Me: no R. U. N. E.

Admirer? R----U------?

Me: no, R-----U-------N--------E, the word means "letter in the Norse alphabet"

Admirer: Oh, "Norse" so it is from Canada?

Me: NO, its built in Ohio, RUNE, rhymes with LOON.

Admirer: oh, LOON, so why did they name it after a bird?

ME: (running out of patience) NO, its a "Valkyrie Rune"

Admirer: balkyrie??

Me: (giving up) No, its a harley.

Admirer, cool, whats it called?

Me:

K6 MISSILE · 06-12-2009, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Gusgus

Last month I was sitting at a stop sign at Mill Plains and this woman was in front of me, in the crosswalk. With a young boy in tow.

She said to him; "Thats a Harley, the best bike in America, now wave to the Harley guy"

Then she stopped right in front of me and spun the boy towards me and said; "I said wave, dammit, wave"

Then grabbing his arm and stomping off with him barely touching the ground, she said; "shit, sorry Harley guy..."

I was on my Honda.

The boy knew better than mom obviously.

seattlesucks · 06-12-2009, 05:05 PM

Them - "What kind of bike do you ride?"
Me - "Honda VFR Interceptor"
Them - *looks confused* Is that a cruiser/crotch rocket?
Me - "Yeah, it's a sportbike with some built in touring features."
Them - "Oh... I'm a Harley guy."
Me - "That's awesome! What do you ride?"
Them - "Uh... nothing. My wife said I could get a Harley as soon as we're done paying for off mini van, and have a good amount in our retirement."
Me - "Right on, did you used to ride back in the day?"
Them - "No, I've never been on a motorcycle before."

ktmmx · 06-12-2009, 05:05 PM

"can I borrow it?"


06-12-2009, 02:07 PM	#41
FZ Rowe Pit Crew Joined: Sep 2006 From: spokane valley wa I Ride: Because I can	Is that a B.M.W. No, it's a Yamaha __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:08 PM	#42
clt750 Zone Head Joined: Jul 2008 From: Greater Seattle I Ride: 2 wheels	I get the headlight out comment all the time on my 748. My wife even said it this morning as I was backing out of the garage. I told I need to order a new flux capacitor to get the other one to work. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:10 PM	#43
Naza Training Wheels Joined: Aug 2008 From: Warshingtun via Orygun I Ride: 2002 Honda RC 51	not as much as a dumb comment as a dumb gesture.. I get kids in their street racer wannabe cars doing the wheelie gesture to me all the time. I don't even know how to wheelie and I have been riding for over 20 years. I am with cal_look_zero... I prefere me some corners. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:10 PM	#44
Voidrider Training Wheels Joined: Aug 2008 From: Klamath Falls I Ride: '96 Kawasaki EX 250	I'm sitting at a light on my ninja 250. Big ass turbo diesel truck pulls up with a couple of farm boys in it, one leans out the window and shouts, "Does that thing a have a hemi"? I sat there rather gobsmacked as the light turned, the truck roared off and I turned off onto the highway... in afterthought I figured if I ever saw them again and the guy pulled the same schtick I would shout back, "No, but does that thing get 60 mpg"? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:10 PM	#45
eric z Ducati Seattle Joined: Mar 2009 From: Seattle, South Lake Union Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: Any Ducati I want to!	dumb question An EX-girlfriend asked me on the night I broke up with her, "why didnt you get a RZ-350 WITH electric start?" Hence..... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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06-12-2009, 02:12 PM	#46
CBRCRF Pit Crew Joined: Feb 2007 From: Lynnwood, WA I Ride: 2006 CBR, 2005 CRF250R	Last spring I was heading down 99 in Everett. A car with three guys pulls up next to me and start looking at my bike. When the light turned green I went on my marry way. Then they drove up next to me. One of the guys in the back of the car put a sign up to the window that said, "Get a real bike!". To this day I can only wonder what real bike they were talking about... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:12 PM	#47
flick Endorsed Joined: Feb 2008 From: Middle East I Ride: Triumph Scrambler .... packed away	"I had one of those back when I was your age. You did a good job restoring it." I dont have the heart to tell these old guys that it is an '06, I just let them tell their story. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:14 PM	#48
dizzle buttsecz man Joined: Jun 2007 From: on the streetz cuz i'm a hood rat. Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: on hopes and dreams.	-- * i'm standing in a parking lot waiting for a couple other buddies to show up to go ride * -- some punk teenage kids walked by and stopped to stare since i was in full leathers chillin. kids - "you look like an idiot in your suit dude" me - "well, i like my skin, it keeps it intact" kids - "whatever, bet you can't even do a burn out on your bike" me - being a smartass "do u even know what a burn out is?" kids - "yeah asshole, it's when the tires spin and and you blow a bunch of smoke" me - "tires?" kids - "duh, my dad's hayaboosa, both tires spin when he cranks the throttle to do a burn out .. i do it all the time, all i gotta do is crank the throttle" me - "cool .. guess my bike isn't that cool, only 1 tire fire when i do a burn out" kids - "your bike is slow then if only one tire spins". i wanted to kill myself. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:34 PM	#53
chairmanpato Newbie Joined: May 2009 From: Wenatchee,WA I Ride: '01 Suzuki GSX-R 750	dumb comments stopping for gas with dirtbikes on trailer... Gas station attendant: Where did you rent the bikes? Me: We didn't rent them, they're ours, why do you think we rented them? Gas station attendant: It says "rental" on the handlebars... I looked at the handlebars, "Renthal" handlebars with "Renthal" bar pads on them........ My favorite though.....the blonde asking about "Shoe" on the helmet.....did you make that up??? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:36 PM	#54
DaisyGirl WMRRA Qualifier Joined: May 2008 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: 2007 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic	These are all great! Had quite a few chuckles while reading them! Thanks for the afternoon entertainment! Wish I had some amusing story to add to the collection. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:41 PM	#55
Estes Training Wheels Joined: Jul 2007 From: Renton, WA I Ride: '02 R1 Street, '00 R6 Track	Had some guy tell me that he hit 220 mph on a Ninja 750 with NOS. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:46 PM	#56
crazyrockinyj Endorsed Joined: May 2009 From: Richland, WA I Ride: 09 Kawaski Ninja ZX-14 - Burnt Orange, and if your in the moutains ya might see me on my Artic Cat 650!!	Tard - Is it fast? Me - fast enough (ZX-14) Tard - Oh you must not like curves Me - Nope hate em! __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 02:51 PM	#57
yellowpens Pit Crew Joined: Mar 2009 From: Tigard, OR I Ride: '96 Kawi Ninja ZX6-R	I was walking away from my bike once downtown while taking off my helmet, and this guy goes.. "Are you still riding that?" Like.. No, Im done. Want it? then he asked me if I like racecars. And I've had a COUNTLESS number of people ask me how fast my little bike can go (thinking its a 250) then when i tell them and point to the "600" on the bottom fairing.. they get all shocked. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 03:15 PM	#59
recr8ton MotoGP Contender Joined: Mar 2007 From: Portland/Beaverton I Ride: 2007 Yamaha R6s	"This yours?" As I am the only person in red gear, walking towards the only red motorcycle, in a massive parking lot. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 03:29 PM	#63
EvergreenVFR Endorsed Joined: Jan 2009 From: Seatac, WA I Ride: Honda VFR800	A few years ago a woman asked me if I had to use starter fluid to start my bike. No joke. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 03:30 PM	#65
E36M3K6GSXR Emo Kid Joined: Sep 2006 From: Calgary, AB Canada Blog Entries: 1 I Ride: GSXR & Buell	One of your headlights is out. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 03:37 PM	#66
mikeysfun Streetfighter Joined: Jun 2006 From: Ellensburg, WA I Ride: 2001 Yamaha YZF600R, 2002 Honda CRF450R	I had a guy in a shop that will remain nameless (the lesser of the two locally), mind you he is supposedly a sales rep, he told me a story of a buddy's bike (don't they all start that way) and this buddy had modified this liter bike with a turbo and nos and all the bells and whistles... goes on to claim that the buddy had been riding it on i-90 at vantage going over 250mph and the wind was blowing so hard that he literally got blown over the side of the bridge... fished the bike out and fixed it up again... A salesman people... a salesman............... I sat and listened... intently... found it quite humorous... will NEVER buy a bike from that shop... probably, at least not on the word of a salesman... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 03:38 PM	#67
dizzle buttsecz man Joined: Jun 2007 From: on the streetz cuz i'm a hood rat. Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: on hopes and dreams.	i remember i was filling up one day and i ran into this dumbfuck who thought he was the baddest shit in the world. tard - is that a hayabusa? me - no, it's a gsxr750 tard - oh no shit, that's dope. I got a turbo hayabusa myself me - so why'd you ask me if mine was a hayabusa? They look nothing alike tard - oh well, mine's all trick and shit, looks identical to yours ...i turn back to pumping my gas ignoring him .... silence... tard - is that thing 7spd manual or automatic? me - ...6 speed, manual, like ALL bikes tard - nah fool, my hayaboosta has 7 speeds! me - oh! My bad, i totally forgot that they made that option on the hayabusa, it's the 7spd side shift set up right? The kind where you shift from left to right instead of up and down on your bike?? That shit's savage! tard - YEAH!! ain't that shit dope?! ...i put my helmet on and rode up laughing hysterically in my helmet. Nearly crashed into a parked card because of it __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 04:04 PM	#69
Gusgus MotoGP Champion Joined: Dec 2008 From: VanHooter, Wa Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: Valkyrie/R1150GS Adventure	An old (real old) gruff Harley biker was sitting there I rode up and he just stared at me on my BMW R1150GS Adventure, and he said; "how you spect to pick up chicks on a Bee Mmm Doubleiiaaa?????" __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 04:11 PM	#71
Gusgus MotoGP Champion Joined: Dec 2008 From: VanHooter, Wa Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: Valkyrie/R1150GS Adventure	Last month I was sitting at a stop sign at Mill Plains and this woman was in front of me, in the crosswalk. With a young boy in tow. She said to him; "Thats a Harley, the best bike in America, now wave to the Harley guy" Then she stopped right in front of me and spun the boy towards me and said; "I said wave, dammit, wave" Then grabbing his arm and stomping off with him barely touching the ground, she said; "shit, sorry Harley guy..." I was on my Honda. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 04:21 PM	#73
750Rider Pit Crew Joined: Dec 2007 From: Keizer, OR I Ride: in volition of FMVSS	lately that the s1000RrRr is gonna have 193 to the wheels and kawi has the 2010 zx14 producing 300 hp.. Rumored street S1000RR Dyno Rumored 2010 zx14 dyno __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter Last edited by 750Rider; 06-12-2009 at 04:23 PM..


06-12-2009, 04:56 PM	#76
mcjunky Superbiker Joined: Jun 2005 From: spokane I Ride: rz's, rd's, kx's, nsr's, rx, yz with a little zx thrown in	Howd you get that gixxer to sound like that? I pulled 2 plugs (it was a tiller) Dude, your bikes smokin bad If it wasn't I'd be worried (NSR) __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 05:02 PM	#77
Dragon Rider Post Whore (In Training) Joined: Jul 2006 From: Portland OR I Ride: 89 Transalp, 06 DRZ400SM	this isn't really a stupid saying, but it is usually amusing Admirer: Wow, what is that? Me: a honda Admirer: a honda? Me: yes its their factory custom: Admirer: wow, what's is called? (and off we go) Me: a RUNE: Admirer: a ruin? Me: no, a rune. Admirer: a boon? Me: no R. U. N. E. Admirer? R----U------? Me: no, R-----U-------N--------E, the word means "letter in the Norse alphabet" Admirer: Oh, "Norse" so it is from Canada? Me: NO, its built in Ohio, RUNE, rhymes with LOON. Admirer: oh, LOON, so why did they name it after a bird? ME: (running out of patience) NO, its a "Valkyrie Rune" Admirer: balkyrie?? Me: (giving up) No, its a harley. Admirer, cool, whats it called? Me: __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 05:05 PM	#79
seattlesucks MotoGP Contender Joined: Apr 2006 From: Suckattle I Ride: '04 VFR Interceptor	Them - "What kind of bike do you ride?" Me - "Honda VFR Interceptor" Them - looks confused Is that a cruiser/crotch rocket? Me - "Yeah, it's a sportbike with some built in touring features." Them - "Oh... I'm a Harley guy." Me - "That's awesome! What do you ride?" Them - "Uh... nothing. My wife said I could get a Harley as soon as we're done paying for off mini van, and have a good amount in our retirement." Me - "Right on, did you used to ride back in the day?" Them - "No, I've never been on a motorcycle before." __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


06-12-2009, 05:05 PM	#80
ktmmx Endorsed Joined: Sep 2008 From: Port Angeles, WA I Ride: FAST, and take chances!! KTM, Yamaha	"can I borrow it?" __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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