| Motorcycle rides and riders in Washington, Oregon, Idaho, British Columbia | |||||||
| |||||||
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
| ||
06-12-2009, 05:12 PM
| #81 | |
| Pit Crew Joined: Apr 2009 From: lafayette I Ride: ZX9R, I have a small weiner. | 
This is funny cause me, being born bred and raised in SOCAL, this is how I talk... Youre prolly a hipster from SE arent you?? lol J/k  | |
|
| ||
| ||
| | |
| |
|
06-12-2009, 05:17 PM
| #82 |
| MotoGP Champion | Harley Guy; "Nothing as good as a Harley" Me; "Why do you ride the Honda Goldwing whenever it rains?" Harley Guy; "Well, That there Honda is my Mud Bike" Me; "Why don't you ever ride your Harleys in the rain?" Harley Guy; "They don't like rain, I don't like to clean em either" Me; "But you don't clean the Honda?" Harley Guy; "Hell no, that thing never needs cleaning" Me; "It is lots older than your HD's, did you buy it new?" Harley Guy; "Yep I did, That Piece of S*IT has been a pretty good bike for a mud bike" Me; "Ever broke?" Harley Guy; "Nope" The conversation went on for quite awhile just like this, I still scratch my head at the hypocrisy and denial of so many factors. But what ever. |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-12-2009, 05:34 PM
| #84 |
| Endorsed Joined: Mar 2009 From: Lebanon, Oregon I Ride: 2002 YZF R1 | Dude, I tried to take your bike for a spin but every time I put it in gear it would die. Is there something wrong with it? The kick stand was down.....Dumbass. (It was my brother) Not to mention the Jehova's Witnesses in Seattle that told me it was nice, untill they got to the front of it....  Last edited by KRAKR; 06-12-2009 at 05:37 PM.. |
|
| |
| |
| ||
|
06-12-2009, 06:03 PM
| #85 | |
| buttsecz man  Joined: Jun 2007 From: on the streetz cuz i'm a hood rat. Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: on hopes and dreams. |
"can i fuck your wife/girlfriend/mother while you borrow it? No? didn't think so." | |
|
| ||
| ||
| ||
|
06-12-2009, 06:16 PM
| #87 | |
| WMRRA Qualifier Joined: Mar 2007 From: spokane/ellensburg,WA I Ride: cbr954rr & cbr600f4i |
| |
|
| ||
| ||
| ||
|
06-12-2009, 06:32 PM
| #88 | |
| Superbiker Joined: Apr 2006 From: Vantucky, WA I Ride: '84 VF 700F Interceptor |
Them: Blank stare. Me: ....It's an original sportbike. Them: OOOoooh. I've had people ask how fast it is. I just answer: Fast enough; and grin. | |
|
| ||
| ||
| |
|
06-12-2009, 06:34 PM
| #89 |
| Superbiker  Joined: Nov 2007 From: Silverdale, Wa I Ride: Buell XB9SX City-X | Customer sez "It'll fit, trust me, it'll fit"  Truck: a Ford Expedition with a hatch open and the seat folded down Bike: a Harley Davidson Sportster 883C It didnt fit.  |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-12-2009, 06:39 PM
| #90 |
| Pit Crew Joined: Feb 2008 From: MLT I Ride: "Scooter" | Just yesterday I was on my way out the door from work, stopped at the front desk to chat with the receptionist. A vendor came in, did his chit chat, then looks at me in my gear: Him: "what do you ride" Me: "that blue bike a few stalls down" [I point-I don't expect him to know the model but it is the only bike in the parking lot] Him: "what is that, a CBR?" Me: [in my head: "wtf "] It's not a CBR.Him: Oh, must be a Yamaha then [I would think the "YAMAHA" on the lower faring and behind the passenger seat would be a clue] Him: "Oh right on, I just picked up a 125 off craig's list for a screaming deal" I've also argued with someone at a red light about if I have a headlight out or not. Him: You have a headlight out Me: No I dont Him: Yes, you do. Me: No, I don't, but thank you for your concern. Him: well, you just don't know you have a headlight out, you should really get that fixed. Me: Do you own a bike? Him: no Me: Do you know anything about bikes? Him: no Me with some serious stink eye: then stfu and don't argue with someone about something that you know nothing about.  ºcouple seconds later...light turns greenº There's also this guy at my work that mistook the R6s for an R1. Must had been the look of the headlights; even though completely different headlights. His eyes got big though when I was like, no, but there's one of those in the garage, but I have no interest in it. Evidently he has a CBR...talked my ear off about it, about him and his buddies blasting though some canyon in Eastern Wa at over a 100 running from the cops and shit.....-Yesterday...he was waiting for the bus. R1 and R6s were parked side by side at Alki few months back: Some tard with his buddy walks by as I'm getting off the 6: Him: I could have bought a ducati for both of those bikes combined me: You said it: two for the price of one. He has his, I have mine...much nicer that way. he keeps walking |
|
| |
| |
| ||
|
06-12-2009, 06:43 PM
| #91 | |
| Pit Crew Joined: May 2009 From: Fairwood, WA I Ride: SV650SF 08 |
| |
|
| ||
| ||
| |
|
06-12-2009, 06:49 PM
| #92 |
| Superbiker Joined: Nov 2007 From: Silverdale, Wa I Ride: Buell XB9SX City-X | Opps, misread that. people say dumb things about my bike all the time  Do you ever wash it? Do you know your bike is dirty? Um dont you like your bike? You never wash it. You cant ride that thing off road.... Whats a Bu-well ? or any other mispronounciation of the Brand So its a Harley right? Why is it so loud? You know your snuffler is broke ? kid was 5. Did you ride today (when my bike is parked out front with the grime to prove it) the tank is see through so you can tell how much gas is in it, thats pretty cool. You have a headlight out. But my altime favorite, after being covered head to toe in mud and just getting off the bike at Dual Sport NW.... Were you on the poker run?.... |
|
| |
| |
| ||
|
06-12-2009, 11:29 PM
| #93 | |
| Streetfighter Joined: Feb 2008 From: Marysville, Wa I Ride: Yamaha Road Warrior |
the word hella needs struck from existance | |
|
| ||
| ||
| |
|
06-12-2009, 11:40 PM
| #94 |
| Pit Crew Joined: Apr 2009 From: Coeur d'Alene, Idaho I Ride: 2006 R6 | Guy pulls up next to me on a Goldwing in flip flops, shorts, and a t shirt, no helmet. I am in full gear on my R6. "Those things are death traps, aren't they?" I was speechless at his stupidity. |
|
| |
| |
| ||
|
06-12-2009, 11:48 PM
| #95 | |
| Endorsed Joined: May 2009 From: Richland, WA I Ride: 09 Kawaski Ninja ZX-14 - Burnt Orange, and if your in the moutains ya might see me on my Artic Cat 650!! |
That is hilarious...  | |
|
| ||
| ||
| |
|
06-13-2009, 12:10 AM
| #97 |
| Superbiker Joined: Jan 2009 From: Vancouver, WA I Ride: 04 Kawi ZZR 1200 | "My FLSHITWTFPOS (or whatever the hell it was) has enough torque to take your bike light to light" I was sitting on my anemic little ZX-11 Ninja. I invited him to bring his title and his FLSHITWTFPOS (or whatever the hell it was)whenever he paid it off and he could go to litre bike school.  I was on My ZZR1200 picking up a 6 pack at the end of a day of riding, when this guy with a c50 boulevard and 2" chicken strips was telling me that with his experience rockin' his camaro and the fact that he was dragging his size 15 dogs in the corners that he was sure he could hang with the best of us.  I've also heard I got a buddy with a beefed up V-rod that could hand you your ass.............Blah,blah,blah......... |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 12:12 AM
| #98 |
| Streetfighter Joined: Jan 2005 From: Kent WA I Ride: 1993 Harley 1200c Sportster | everyone asks me how much i paid for it. i laugh at them. then they tell me they paid $2500 for theirs in worse shape. Cop bikes are fun. its funny feeling this old KZ1000 lift that front wheel going into second gear at 70-75MPH. I know why the cops always catch up to speeders fast now too.  ------------------------------- Or, Does it run? NO- No it doesnt run i just pushed it all the way from home holding my friggin helmet so i can sit on it on breaks moron! |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 12:13 AM
| #99 |
| Pit Crew | I used to get "Is that a Ducati?" all the time on my blue naked SV (that's right, with the large S on the tank). Recently, a guy came up to me in a parking lot: Him, "Is that a BMW?" Me, looking at the huge blue-and-white BMW logo, "Yep" Him, "Do they use the motor as part of the frame?" Me, "Yep." Him, "Does it have that funky paralever suspension?" Me, "Yep." Dude, you already know all the cool shit about the bike, why are you asking me about it? |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 01:09 AM
| #100 |
| Pit Crew Joined: Jul 2008 From: salem oregon I Ride: 06 919, 82 XR500R | I roll into work helmet in hand riding jacket on. Coworker asks you ride your bike in today? My reply nope just thought I'd be safe driving my truck! |
|
| |
| |
| ||
|
06-13-2009, 01:14 AM
| #101 | |
| MotoGP Contender Joined: Aug 2008 From: Puget Sound I Ride: H-D |
| |
|
| ||
| ||
| |
|
06-13-2009, 02:15 AM
| #102 |
| Zone Head Joined: Apr 2009 From: Roseburg, Oregon I Ride: 2008 Ninja 650R | I get.... "hey thats cool, bet you get lots of tickets on that thing... I got a (Hyabusa/Gixxer 1000) down in (pick any state other than Oregon) in my buddies garage I have to go get... |
|
| |
| |
| ||
|
06-13-2009, 05:40 AM
| #103 | |
| Pit Crew |
 | |
|
| ||
| ||
| |
|
06-13-2009, 06:03 AM
| #104 |
| Track School Dazed Joined: Oct 2005 From: CENTRAL I Ride: When I can | I dont need gear, I dont go fast enough..... OR Oh sure, Ive ridden before, 'Dirt Bikes'. Said the new soon to be very used 600cc Sport bike owner. Took'em less than 5 miles to blow an intersection and crash it. He should have stuck to the desert. |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 06:34 AM
| #105 |
| Superbiker Joined: Mar 2007 From: Greenacres Washington I Ride: 1991 Honda CBR1000f | Do you ride on the back of that with Him..as I'm standing there geared up  This is my favorite...Oh you wear all that stuff because your old MrsD |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 07:08 AM
| #107 |
| Washington (VA)  Joined: Dec 2008 From: Spokane Valley, WA I Ride: a Triumph, and whatever else they'll let me test ride. | Actually had someone ask me about the "800 horsepower Hayabusa". I scoffed. 800 HP....frame....twisting....face.....melting. |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 08:13 AM
| #108 |
| Superbiker | I just got done telling this guy about my awesome riding weekend and how pleased I was with my bike and how it didn't give me any trouble for the ~1200 mile trip. He looks at me and asks, "Want to sell it?" Well, hell ya, I do! As a matter of fact, I was just think that this giant piece of sh!t that just gave me so much joy needs to be sold immediately! I'll take 50 bucks. |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 10:16 AM
| #111 |
| WMRRA Qualifier Joined: Sep 2008 From: Vancouver, WA I Ride: ... ,2006 Kawasaki Z1000, KLX250SF 'tard, ... | Regarding my Z1000; this question has come up many times: "Is that a Buell?" I don't get it.  PS: In defense of those people who mistake the identity of my bike; it is unmarked (I pulled off all the stickers). Last edited by curveaddict; 06-14-2009 at 11:13 AM.. |
|
| |
| |
| ||
|
06-13-2009, 10:20 AM
| #112 | |
| Training Wheels Joined: Feb 2009 From: Spokane, Washington I Ride: 05 R1 08 R1 |
Dumbest thing Ive heard was from a guy... lookin at my Yammi R1.. he says to me "Is that the new Honda CBR900??" To which I reply, "um ya sure, by the way, did you notice that it says "YAMAHA" on the side??" | |
|
| ||
| ||
| ||
|
06-13-2009, 10:56 AM
| #114 | |
| Streetfighter Joined: Apr 2007 From: Arlington, WA I Ride: A fast bike, VERY slowly. |
 | |
|
| ||
| ||
| |
|
06-13-2009, 11:06 AM
| #115 |
| Training Wheels Joined: Mar 2009 From: Othello Wa I Ride: 2006 yamaha R6 | between the obligatory.....hey you have headlight out the that must be sooo uncomfortable to ride but the killer one is hey did you buy that to save money on gas or is this your way of being green? until you convince that tard that that you have set of snow chains for winter riding on the passes... unless its the people that you classify in the capt obvious category's...... hey is that fast or hey is that a yamaha or hey those bike look alot different then my ruckus or vespa... is it faster? sorry and YES I feel your pain...... |
|
| |
| |
| |
|
06-13-2009, 12:27 PM
| #118 |
| Superbiker Joined: Jun 2008 From: Vancouver, WA I Ride: year 'round | I got home from riding to the store and as I was pulling my helmet off, my neighbor came out for a little chat. He said "can I hear that thing run?" I said sure, and turned on the ignition. The cooling fan turned on and before I could even start it he said "Wow, that's a really quiet engine." I left it at that  |
|
| |
| |
|
|
« Previous Thread
|
Next Thread »
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
Linear Mode
| |
The PNW Riders riding time is 02:19 AM.
