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| Newbie Joined: Sep 2008 From: Selah, WA | At work, customer comes in... Me: Hi, is there anything I can help you with? Customer: yeah, I'm thinking about getting a bike and I am wondering what i costs to maintain it. Me: what kind of bike are you looking at getting? Customer: one with two wheels. Me: Okay. Well it really all depends on which bike you get. It varies from bike to bike.Customer: Okay. Can you give me a ball park figure? You know oil, filters, spark plugs, etc. Me: (couldn't resist the temptation) Oh yeah, blinker fluid, high beam oil, you know the same as a car, right?Customer: oh so the same amount as my BMW? Me: (I leaned over the counter, saw the car, had Utah plates on it) Like I said depends on which bike you get. So when you figure that out come back and see me, then I can let you know. Customer: (all excited) Oh okay I'll see you the end of the week. Note: this was 2 weeks ago. |
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| | #122 |
| Fast, Easy, and Old Fashioned ![]() Joined: Sep 2006 From: Spokane I Ride: Guess..... | ![]() Heeerrrreee's yer sign... |
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| | #123 |
| MotoGP Contender Joined: Oct 2007 From: Pullman/Spokane, Wa I Ride: 2007 BMW F800S | many people "That your bike? How do you like it????" uhm, I fucking hate it, that's why I ride it all the time? herrrrrrre's your sign.... |
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| | #124 |
| Picture Whore Joined: Apr 2008 From: TACOMA / 253 I Ride: my bikes...and all my friends bikes lately | thats the funniest thing in this entire thread! |
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| | #126 |
| Training Wheels Joined: May 2009 From: Bremerton, Wa I Ride: 848 Ducati | ![]() |
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| | #127 |
| Training Wheels Joined: Aug 2008 From: Salem Or. I Ride: F650CS K1100LT F650GS | Last week I pull into a station to get gas. As the kid was handing me the nozzle he asked, "Is this a motorcycle". I just kind of stared at him in shock. I mean what do you say to such a stupid question? He finally asked again, "Is it a motorcycle or a moped" I was on my K1100LT which is not exactly a slim and trim machine. |
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| | #128 |
| Streetfighter Joined: Jul 2008 From: Auburn, WA I Ride: both the ladies in my avatar | some guy on a harley tried to race me once, and was dead serious that he was going to win....ask if i wanted my ass handed to me in a straight line or in the twisties. I just gave him the blank stare. i think he might be a forum member too. |
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| | #130 | |
| Pit Crew Joined: Dec 2007 From: OLYMPIA, WA I Ride: 2006 GSXR1000 | ![]()
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| | #131 |
| Zone Head ![]() Joined: Jun 2007 From: Tenino WA I Ride: Dorky GreenMachine | A couple weeks back I'm gettin gas at a station. This guy and I'll assume his friend walk over and he asks "Why do Kawasaki's only come in green?" I told him, the Government outlawed Kawasaki's other colors back in 81' (with a slight sarcastic grin on my face) Here's the best part, he says Yeah, I read about that somewhere And he was serious!!! ![]() |
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| | #132 |
| Training Wheels Joined: May 2009 From: Bremerton, Wa I Ride: 848 Ducati | Ok this came from a guy at work that rides. There I was helmet in hand and coat still on. Him: You ride in today. Me: Nope just trying to get used to my gear again dumb ass. You don't do that? ![]() ![]() ![]() Him: Hey ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| | #136 | |
| At Banned Camp Joined: Jun 2006 From: Hell | ![]()
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| Zone Head Joined: Jul 2008 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: bitches | me at cycle gear me- do you guys carry chain cleaner? employee - no but we have brake cleaner which works just as well me - ok thanks. (i get lube and leave.) next day. go in and buy a grunge brush and what do i find? chain cleaner. guess who rings me up? employee from yesterday. |
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| | #138 |
| Pit Crew Joined: Nov 2007 From: Warrenton / Corvallis I Ride: 2002 Aprilia Futura RST1000 | In a McDonalds parking lot somewhere in buttf*** Nevada a guy walked up and asked what kind of bike I had, I told him Aprilia. His response was "oh cool, I've got a Kawasaki GSRX at home". neat |
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| | #139 |
| Mr. Pecs Joined: Aug 2005 From: Medford Oregon I Ride: R-1 | About a week ago I pulled up to the gym and some guy with his older cbr900 comes over and asks about my R1. Me: that's a really nice cbr900. It's really clean. What year is it? Him: it's only 2 years old Me: you mean you've only had it 2 years? Him: yeah. I bought it new 2 years ago? Me: wait. You mean u bought it two years ago, but what year is it? It's gotta be mid 90's or something like that. Him: no. It's an 06. I got a screamin deal on it 2 years ago at the Honda shop. I only paid 6 grand for it Me: it's not an 06 Him: yes it is Me: no it's not Him: yes it is. It just bought it two years ago Me: (as I walked over and looked at the vin sticker on the frame). Then why does it say 1995? Him: what? Me: dude. You got screwed |
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| | #141 |
| Endorsed Joined: Aug 2006 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: 06' Busa (white limited) | Pulled up to auto part store once, hopped off the bike and headed for the front door. Two late teen maybe early twenty year old guys meet me at the door. One of them was like "Sweet bike, is it fast?" and the other spouted out "my uncle has a Honda 600, I bet he would race you and win" I about busted out laughing. Said thanks and walked passed them |
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| | #142 |
| Fast, Easy, and Old Fashioned ![]() Joined: Sep 2006 From: Spokane I Ride: Guess..... | Oh I remember another one, another gas station encounter of course. Him: Cool bike, is it a Ducati? Me : (after looking to see if the "Honda" on the tank was covered) No, it's a Honda Him: (very matter-of-factly) Are you sure? It looks like a Ducati. Me : (looking at the very noticable "Honda" on the tank again) No, I'm pretty sure it's a Honda but thank you for the compliment. At which point I was finished pumping my gas so I closed my visor, started her up and left chuckling in my helmet. Ain't it funny what the non-riding public comes up with? |
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| | #143 | |
| Zone Head Joined: May 2008 From: Seatac, Wa I Ride: at a speed that allows me to ride again tomorrow..GSX650FK8, DL650K5, GS500FK7, CH80K2, AN400K7 | ![]()
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| | #144 | |
| Endorsed Joined: Aug 2008 From: Seattle, WA I Ride: a blue one and a red one | ![]()
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| Superbiker | ![]() But I also found it hilarious when MamuEnvy came down last weekend, we walked into Shari's for breakfast, all geared up, some guy looks at me and says "Hey dude, what kinda bike you ride?" So I tell him, then Envy adds "Mine's a Ninja, thanks for asking." and starts to rant a bit about how random dudes always assume she just rides on the back. We decided that if anyone else asked, I'd just tell them, "No I don't have a bike, I just ride on the back of hers." Unfortunately we didn't have the opportunity to see what kind of look that would earn... |
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| | #146 |
| Endorsed Joined: Jan 2009 From: Seatac, WA I Ride: Honda VFR800 | After reading all these replies, all I can say is there are a lot of posers out there. And I'm not knocking Harleys, but you usually see a lot more in that crowd. |
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| | #147 |
| WMRRA Qualifier Joined: Jul 2008 From: Silverdale wa/ San Diego Ca 619 I Ride: (K7) GsxR 1000 | Got a guy from my squadron ask me what year my CBR 1000 was. I asked him where does it say honda on my bike? He told me no where but heard that the suzuki cbr 1000 is a fast bike.......... I walked away!!!!!!! |
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| | #148 |
| Zone Head Joined: Aug 2007 From: Ellensburg,WA I Ride: street:2007 gixxer 6 track:2006 gsxr 600 | I was at the IMS in Seattle two years ago and talking to one of the Suzuki booth guys. "Yeah the new GSXR has traction control". I just nodded and walked away. ![]() |
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| | #149 |
| MotoGP Contender Joined: Sep 2007 From: Kingston, WA I Ride: unicorns and rainbows!! | I get a lot of "what is that" when I'm on the sumo and also "I didn't know Husqvarna made motorcycles, do they use their chainsaw engine in it?" I get lots of compliments on it from old guys. Maybe they are reminicing about "back in their day" with dirt bikes? ooo or why is that front wheel so small? ![]() |
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| Moderator ![]() Joined: Mar 2008 From: Roseburg, OR I Ride: to be determined | ![]()
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| | #151 |
| Endorsed Joined: Jun 2008 From: Warden I Ride: '06 Raven Yamaha R6 | Had this older crack head come up to me outside of a tattoo shop one time and ask me if i ever jump my bike (a ninja 500). I answered oh hell ya, took her off a sweet 50 footer just this morning. The one I always get is "when you going to get a real mans bike?" or "is that thing fast?" from a guy who has never riden a day in his life. |
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| | #153 | |
| Streetfighter Joined: Apr 2007 From: Arlington, WA I Ride: A fast bike, VERY slowly. | ![]()
Those same people usually ask me for spare change or bus fare. ![]() Sadly, Dane has learned to ignore my jabs with a remarkable level of self control. | |
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| | #154 |
| Streetfighter Joined: Sep 2008 From: Yacolt,WA I Ride: 2000 ElectraGlide Classic | ![]() ![]() I'd say there are just as many sportbike posers out there and I'm not knocking sportbikes either,it's just that I've seen many of them. Not hard to tell when they are riding in baggy shorts a wifebeater with flip flops and can't keep up when they get passed by a Harley in the twisties. Generally the sport posers are a younger crowd,young dudes that go out and buy a fast bike that have never owned a bike before and have more bike than they know how to handle,but hey they're look'n cool right. Same goes for the 50 year old Harley poser that goes out and buys him a new Softail and acts like a Billy badass instant Hells Angle (till he gets around a real one anyway). He doesn't know a Panhead from a Evo but he's a biker now and look'n cool right. Seems to me there are plenty of posers in both groups,maybe more in the cruiser lot if you include metrics and not just Harleys but hey I could be completely off base. Anyway,if I had a dollar for every time some dumbarse asked me ''Is that a Harley" I could probably buy a new bike. |
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| Training Wheels Joined: May 2009 From: Bremerton, Wa I Ride: 848 Ducati | ![]()
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| | #156 | |
| Endorsed Joined: Feb 2008 From: Middle East I Ride: Triumph Scrambler .... packed away | ![]()
It is normally easier to spot and avoid the sportbike posers, they stand out from the hardcore guys, the cruiser posers like to dress head to toe in leather just like the hardcore guys. That is why the cruiser posers seem more annoying. | |
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| | #157 |
| buttsecz man ![]() Joined: Jun 2007 From: on the streetz cuz i'm a hood rat. Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: on hopes and dreams. | ![]() My Ex (banging herself? oh my) tokin shwaa ask the last two how it was when i was riding there bikes. ![]() ![]() |
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| | #158 |
| Mr. Pecs Joined: Aug 2005 From: Medford Oregon I Ride: R-1 | Yeah. I couldn't believe how adamant he was about it only being two years old. And the vin sticker is highly visible. I didn't see it at first because I was on the other side of his bike. I swear. Some people have no business owning a bike. I still shake my head when I think about how ignorant he was |
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| | #159 |
| Streetfighter Joined: Sep 2008 From: Yacolt,WA I Ride: 2000 ElectraGlide Classic | ![]() I was being tongue in cheek,the posers are pretty easy to spot. The 1% are equally easy to spot,most of us are somewhere in between. ![]() ![]() |
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| | #160 |
| Endorsed Joined: Feb 2008 From: Middle East I Ride: Triumph Scrambler .... packed away | ![]() But, I can't figure out where this guy fits in the poser-hardcore scale ![]() |
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