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| Moderator ![]() Joined: Jul 2007 From: Portland I Ride: '07 R1, '08 WR250X | This wasn't said about my bike, but I thought it was funny enough. Today I did a beautiful wheelie down "Broadway" (hypothetical street) on my supermoto. At the next light, a guy pulls up on my right, sticks his head out the window and says, "you must have a small penis." |
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| | #284 |
| Endorsed Joined: Apr 2009 From: Pullman Wa I Ride: XB12XT, YZF R6, KTM 300exc | "do you ride motorcycles?" As I walked in to work with my helmet and leathers on. "No I heard on the news we were going to have a meteor shower." And here's your sign ![]() |
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| | #285 | |
| Endorsed Joined: Jun 2008 From: Spanaway:(, WA I Ride: '02 Triumph Speed Triple, Triumph TT600, Derbi, Aprilia RSV Mille, 2 YSRs, 2 FZRs | ![]()
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| | #287 | |
| MotoGP Contender Joined: Apr 2008 From: Port Angeles, WA 98362 I Ride: 2004 SV650S | ![]()
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| | #288 |
| Training Wheels Joined: Jun 2008 From: Pullman WA I Ride: Road Rash 1 | "Nice bike but i would have bought a gixxer." from the tool who has never been on a bike. I dont get it why is it that non riders love gixxers. |
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| | #289 |
| MotoGP Contender Joined: Apr 2008 From: Port Angeles, WA 98362 I Ride: 2004 SV650S | It's a cooler word to say than R6/1, or ZX whatever, or CBR. Same thing with "Busa" |
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| | #290 |
| Training Wheels Joined: Jul 2009 From: South Everette Washington I Ride: my girlfriend, but she doesn't keep up in the twisties | Guy watching biker fill up his CBR RR "What's the RR stand for?" Biker (obviously being a smartass) "Really retarded" Guy watching (in a serious voice with a straight face) "What'd you get a retarded bike for?" |
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| | #291 |
| MotoGP Contender Joined: Apr 2008 From: Port Angeles, WA 98362 I Ride: 2004 SV650S | It's California State Regulation... |
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| | #292 |
| Training Wheels Joined: Jun 2009 From: B'Town Wa I Ride: Blue 07 Hayabusa | ![]() think you can keep up with my busa? ![]() i had some guy at wally world pass up my buddies ninja650r straight to my busa and looked at it with the HAYABUSA sticker on the side and Suzuki on the front and he asked me "is it a BMW" i said no and my buddie starts chuckleing the guy was like "ohhh it looks like those bmw's" i left it at that closed my visor and took off @ around 6-7000rpms ![]() i hate when people ask that! DON'T F'ing JYNX it you dumb MF! besides im not going to some dumb cager on there cell probly will and almost has already!![]() ![]() |
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| | #293 |
| Training Wheels Joined: Jun 2009 From: Bellingham, WA I Ride: rain or shine 51 weeks out of the year......... | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| | #294 |
| Streetfighter Joined: Jan 2005 From: Kent WA I Ride: 1993 Harley 1200c Sportster | Just happened. Sitting in front at a left turn and a loser walking across the street with all his work gear and a pop heading to a bus stop looks at the bike and laughs screaming i should've got a Harley. I laughed and said he should have KEPT his drivers license and Just GET a bike. LOL!!!!! ![]() He had a kicked in the nuts look and lost his laughter saying uh --- Fuck you ! LOL! Dammit that felt good lol! So what if im on an old Cop bike lol! Im riding not WALKING hehe! ![]() |
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| | #295 | |
| Retired Joined: Aug 2006 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: Cuz' it makes me smile! | ![]()
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| | #296 |
| WMRRA Qualifier Joined: May 2006 From: Cheney, Wa I Ride: 2005 Buell XB12R Firebolt | Paying my city bills down town cheney, one of the city workers,(middle aged guy) Was looking at my buell... He asked me if that was a Bultaco......It has big bold letters in bright orange on the tank area that says Buell. |
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