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02-05-2012, 01:44 PM
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| Intellectually Sphinctered   Joined: Oct 2005 From: Camano Island I Ride: cuz levitating takes way to much concentration | BBQ Sauce: A Love Story (Wif Pikkers) So its a Beautiful Day on Saturday and i ride to see my daughter play BBall (Cold as hell in the morning i might add). After the game i ride home and traffic sucks absolute ballz so im all like "Fuck the freeway im going on the twisties!" To be fair im like Fuck Traffic/Fuck theirs no traffic/ Fuck its beautiful out/Fuck its not so beautiful out/ Fuck the world/ Fuck everything/ oooh theirs an Eagle; im goin on the twisties. So i hit the twisties and theres this one part of the twisties that has a railroad bridge, bridge supports in the middle separating lanes and a 90 degree corner; so i slow down to make the corner lean in and then this thought hits me "Why is the roadway sliding past my face?" and im pondering that my ribbs and elbow goes "Hay this hurts why are you hurting us?" and my left side gets all Jelly like and rolls me over so they can get into the action as well. Damage assessment: Fortunately my bike received minimal damage as my body gloriously sacrificed itself so my bike survived with minimal damage (I Loves me My Motorcykkal) Damaged to Bike Barkbusters Scratched  Pegs scratched  Visor Scratched  Last edited by KillermondoDude; 02-20-2012 at 10:50 AM.. Reason: so my 11 year old can read it |
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02-05-2012, 01:45 PM
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| Intellectually Sphinctered Joined: Oct 2005 From: Camano Island I Ride: cuz levitating takes way to much concentration | Damage to thy KMD Head damaged by "Carpet Burn" From helmet trying to grind down my face  Arm  Kneez   Last edited by KillermondoDude; 02-05-2012 at 01:49 PM.. |
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02-05-2012, 01:46 PM
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| Intellectually Sphinctered Joined: Oct 2005 From: Camano Island I Ride: cuz levitating takes way to much concentration | Something didnt feel right about this wreck so today i went back to the scene of the crime The Scene  Now most people would say "You were riding to fast for conditions, There was Gravel in that corner, The skid deamon was hiding there (Close but nope) and all i gots to say to you armchair quarterbacks is "YOUR WRONG" something didnt feel right and upon looking at the scene i spotted evidence of the culprit  Upon further inspection my suspicions were confirmed BBQ SAUCE I scouted the area to see if the bastard was still around HOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOKEY WHAT I FOUND HIDING IN THE SHRUBBERY  It was a trap and i had no escape from its evil clutches So i did the only thing i could do in these circumstances and EXECUTE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! So you see sometimes its not riding in over your head its not riding with an eye on road conditions Its a fucking trap laid by that tasty tasty covering of meat products NEXT TIME BBQ SAUCE NEXT TIME GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Last edited by KillermondoDude; 02-20-2012 at 10:51 AM.. |
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02-05-2012, 01:54 PM
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| Retired  Joined: Mar 2008 From: SE Portland / Bucerias, Nayarit Mx I Ride: 03' CBR1100XX, 84 GL1200A | Well damn dude, you turned out better than most as you may have taken more damage than the bike. Why is that good you ask? Easy! Your damages will heal, the bike won't. Too bad they haven't invented self healing bike parts, you actually have to replace them. Just rub a little BBQ sauce on it, better than having mommy kiss it for ya! Seriously, good thing you came out okay with a sense of humor about it. |
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02-05-2012, 01:59 PM
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| snowshoe kitten... prrr...  | This time of year the bbq sauce is everywhere... a) thx for the reminder to keep an eye out b) glad injuries seem relatively minor |
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02-05-2012, 02:00 PM
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   Joined: Sep 2005 From: Bremerton I Ride: 05 KTM 625smc, 03 Are See fiddy one, 05 DRZ470SM, 95 FZR1040, 69 Combat Commando Roadster, 73 Commando Interstate, 67 BSA B44, 71 BSA B50 | See... That's why tards are goooood. Cause they crash so well. Glad ya didn't get hurt too bad. |
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02-05-2012, 04:01 PM
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| Human Race Qualifier FREE and clean  Joined: Apr 2007 From: soap lake wa. I Ride: 00kaw12r, 97 tls1000, 96gsxr1260 turbo freakshow, kz1300gt, 88gsxr1100, 86gsxr750, 82gsx1100ez, 79kz1300, 75 ducati750gts, 72 gt550 cafe | GLAD your OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huskys are TUFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Malcolm, JN, Steve, Rolf, Hiakie, a shitload of Veeking types...and YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SALUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE and clean, Ripp'n Last edited by Rippn; 02-05-2012 at 04:06 PM.. |
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02-06-2012, 11:02 AM
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| Novice Racer  Joined: Feb 2006 From: Ames Lake rd I Ride: Yamdalarisosaki's w/ a nos! | it only used to be on ramps, now its back roads too? wonder if Sweet Baby Rays is behind this, you can tell just by lookin' that shits kinda shady |
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02-06-2012, 11:07 AM
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| Shredder  Joined: May 2009 From: sammamish, wa I Ride: 2006 Suzuki GSXR 600; 2007 Yamaha FZ1 (the Mrs.'s bike) | Fuckin BBQ sauce. On the positive side, you can now run your tires over a burger and it will taste great!! Awesome post and glad you're ok. |
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02-07-2012, 04:44 PM
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