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Old 02-05-2012, 02:44 PM   #1
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From: Camano Island

I Ride: cuz levitating takes way to much concentration
BBQ Sauce: A Love Story (Wif Pikkers)
So its a Beautiful Day on Saturday and i ride to see my daughter play BBall (Cold as hell in the morning i might add). After the game i ride home and traffic sucks absolute ballz so im all like "Fuck the freeway im going on the twisties!" To be fair im like Fuck Traffic/Fuck theirs no traffic/ Fuck its beautiful out/Fuck its not so beautiful out/ Fuck the world/ Fuck everything/ oooh theirs an Eagle; im goin on the twisties.

So i hit the twisties and theres this one part of the twisties that has a railroad bridge, bridge supports in the middle separating lanes and a 90 degree corner; so i slow down to make the corner lean in and then this thought hits me "Why is the roadway sliding past my face?" and im pondering that my ribbs and elbow goes "Hay this hurts why are you hurting us?" and my left side gets all Jelly like and rolls me over so they can get into the action as well.

Damage assessment: Fortunately my bike received minimal damage as my body gloriously sacrificed itself so my bike survived with minimal damage (I Loves me My Motorcykkal)

Damaged to Bike
Barkbusters Scratched


Pegs scratched


Visor Scratched

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Last edited by KillermondoDude; 02-20-2012 at 11:50 AM.. Reason: so my 11 year old can read it
 

Old 02-05-2012, 02:45 PM   #2
Intellectually Sphinctered
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I Ride: cuz levitating takes way to much concentration
Damage to thy KMD

Head damaged by "Carpet Burn" From helmet trying to grind down my face


Arm


Kneez



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Old 02-05-2012, 02:46 PM   #3
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Joined: Oct 2005
From: Camano Island

I Ride: cuz levitating takes way to much concentration
Something didnt feel right about this wreck so today i went back to the scene of the crime

The Scene


Now most people would say "You were riding to fast for conditions, There was Gravel in that corner, The skid deamon was hiding there (Close but nope) and all i gots to say to you armchair quarterbacks is "YOUR WRONG"

something didnt feel right and upon looking at the scene i spotted evidence of the culprit


Upon further inspection my suspicions were confirmed BBQ SAUCE
I scouted the area to see if the bastard was still around


HOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOKEY WHAT I FOUND HIDING IN THE SHRUBBERY


It was a trap and i had no escape from its evil clutches
So i did the only thing i could do in these circumstances and EXECUTE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!



So you see sometimes its not riding in over your head its not riding with an eye on road conditions Its a fucking trap laid by that tasty tasty covering of meat products NEXT TIME BBQ SAUCE NEXT TIME GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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Old 02-05-2012, 02:54 PM   #4
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From: SE Portland / Bucerias, Nayarit Mx

I Ride: 03' CBR1100XX, 84 GL1200A
Well damn dude, you turned out better than most as you may have taken more damage than the bike. Why is that good you ask? Easy! Your damages will heal, the bike won't. Too bad they haven't invented self healing bike parts, you actually have to replace them.

Just rub a little BBQ sauce on it, better than having mommy kiss it for ya!



Seriously, good thing you came out okay with a sense of humor about it.

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Old 02-05-2012, 02:56 PM   #5
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From: Oregon City

I Ride: 95 BMW R1100GS and 90 Honda VFR750 Current , 05 V-Strom DL1000 Sold- Porsche 944 Sold- 87 VFR750 Traded- 85 VF500f Interceptor traded- 76 KZ400 traded
Hope you recover soon...that sucks.

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Old 02-05-2012, 02:59 PM   #6
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I Ride: slow in the fast lane like everyone else...
This time of year the bbq sauce is everywhere...
a) thx for the reminder to keep an eye out
b) glad injuries seem relatively minor

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Old 02-05-2012, 03:00 PM   #7
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From: Bremerton

I Ride: 07 XB12Scg, 03 Are See fiddy one, 05 DRZ470SM, 95 FZR1040, 69 Combat Commando Roadster, 73 Commando Interstate, 67 BSA B44, 71 BSA B50
See...
That's why tards are goooood.
Cause they crash so well.

Glad ya didn't get hurt too bad.

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Old 02-05-2012, 03:11 PM   #8
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From: ...stumblin' through the parking lot of an invisible 7-11...
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I Ride: for my daily recommended allowance of vitamin B12
Glad u & the Husky are prettymuch OK.

Gonna need a new visor though.

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Old 02-05-2012, 03:27 PM   #9
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From: Portland

I Ride: slow.
What kind of pants were you wearing?

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Old 02-05-2012, 03:29 PM   #10
Intellectually Sphinctered
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I Ride: cuz levitating takes way to much concentration
cold weather gear aka Tourmaster rain suit

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Old 02-05-2012, 04:58 PM   #11
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Joined: Mar 2006
From: Marysville, Wa

I Ride: my race bike, poorly.
Ohhh Nooooes!!!!!11!

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Old 02-05-2012, 05:01 PM   #12
Human Race Qualifier
FREE and clean
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Joined: Apr 2007
From: soap lake wa.

I Ride: 00kaw12r, 97 tls1000, 96gsxr1260 turbo freakshow, kz1300gt, 88gsxr1100, 86gsxr750, 82gsx1100ez, 79kz1300, 75 ducati750gts, 72 gt550 cafe
GLAD your OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huskys are TUFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malcolm, JN, Steve, Rolf, Hiakie, a shitload of Veeking types...and YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SALUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

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Old 02-06-2012, 08:14 AM   #13
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From: Puyallup-ish

I Ride: 04 CBR1k
Best crash post i've ever seen. Dot dispensed.. Damage doesn't look too bad. Better to be lucky than good.

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Old 02-06-2012, 12:02 PM   #14
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From: Ames Lake- Broadlhurst hood

I Ride: Yamdalarisosaki's w/ a nos!
it only used to be on ramps, now its back roads too?

wonder if Sweet Baby Rays is behind this, you can tell just by lookin' that shits kinda shady

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Old 02-06-2012, 12:07 PM   #15
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From: sammamish, wa

I Ride: 2006 Suzuki GSXR 600; 2007 Yamaha FZ1 (the Mrs.'s bike)
Fuckin BBQ sauce. On the positive side, you can now run your tires over a burger and it will taste great!!

Awesome post and glad you're ok.

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Old 02-06-2012, 08:18 PM   #16
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From: tacoma

I Ride: slow
Rep cause that was one hell of a funny story.
God damned BBQ sauce just had to ruin your wonderful ride such a shame

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Old 02-07-2012, 01:43 PM   #17
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I Ride: APE
face-meet pavement. great editorial.

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Old 02-07-2012, 02:37 PM   #18
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From: Spokane Valley

I Ride: Suzuki Boulevard C90, Suzuki DRZ400E, My Wife's Scooter
Damn...




You're almost as funny-lookin' as me.




KevinD

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Old 02-07-2012, 05:44 PM   #19
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I Ride: fast, except on the road.
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Pegs scratched
Glad you're mostly OK, but you should be able to that kind of damage to your pegs without crashing, with decent tires.

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Old 02-07-2012, 06:34 PM   #20
OOk
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Squid.
Did you at least keep ur shooooooooooooooooe on?

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