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| State Farm ![]() Joined: Dec 2005 From: Happy Valley, OR I Ride: race-prepped '05 ZX6-R, '83 Yamaha XS400 | Dolphins Win!!!!!!!!!! ![]() I left that chick a 10% tip. What a total ditz. Not only was she practically bothering me with how often I wanted another drink (when I say no 3 times in a row, I'll freaking tell you when I want another) but when my bill comes out to be $20 when I was expecting it to be $12.... I state "I thought Happy Hour was half off", she retorts "Yea, everything on Happy Hour is half-off except what you ordered. I didn't tell you earlier." What? You dumb blonde. She is lucky she was wearing such tight little shorts or I'd have ripped into her. Last edited by Spec; 10-13-2009 at 11:16 AM.. |
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| Training Wheels Joined: Aug 2009 From: Beaverton, OR I Ride: 09' Honda CBR 600RR | ![]()
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| Endorsed Joined: Jun 2008 From: Aloha, Oregon I Ride: 2009 CBR1000RR Repsol, 2002 CBR954RR | You must have gone to Hooters. I went there once awhile back and haven't returned since. Didn't want the "dumb" to rub off. Seriously...it had to be an act...can anyone really be that clueless?! ![]()
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| Endorsed Joined: Mar 2008 From: Portland, Or I Ride: On 4 wheels 4 now... | It's those tight shorts and tanktops that they wear. Waitresses at Hooters are actually MIT grads and are at the top of their class academically, but as soon as they put on the tight shorts and tank tops, the "brain" gets cut off. LOL Hooters girl: "I can't brain, I have the dumb"... But they sure still look good. |
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| Mr. 500,000 ![]() Joined: Dec 2006 From: Portland I Ride: VTX | ![]()
he spent most of the night complaining about his food, degreaseing it, then eating it... then complaining some more about it. Just like a damn woman cept not as cute | |
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| Pit Crew Joined: Mar 2009 From: Tigard, OR I Ride: '96 Kawi Ninja ZX6-R | ![]() ![]() well put! |
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| State Farm ![]() Joined: Dec 2005 From: Happy Valley, OR I Ride: race-prepped '05 ZX6-R, '83 Yamaha XS400 | ![]() The amount of grease though ![]() Last edited by Spec; 10-13-2009 at 03:47 PM.. |
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| Endorsed Joined: May 2009 From: Oregon City I Ride: Bitch | Back in the day- I used to work at a clothing store...three of my bosses got fired and they all ended up working for hooters. I found out a few things: 1.) They have to wear lipGLOSS at ALL times 2.) Their hair has to be down 3.) They carry sizes XS, S, and M 4.) They have to wear something kinda like a girdle underneath their tanktops and shorts...one girl put it like this "Most girls that work here have beer bellies, they just want to make it look like we don't" thought those might be some fun facts for you to add to your MIT graduates ![]() |
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| Pit Crew Joined: Mar 2009 From: Tigard, OR I Ride: '96 Kawi Ninja ZX6-R | ![]()
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| Mr. 500,000 ![]() Joined: Dec 2006 From: Portland I Ride: VTX | kickoff... I am there about 10 after.... big ugly guy, just ask for Shrek EDIT: for clarity, game starts at 5:30. I will be there about 5-510 to get a table, near the back is where we were last week, we will try that again. Last edited by Shrek X; 10-19-2009 at 03:49 PM.. |
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