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MOTT · 10-21-2009, 06:09 PM

first thing, this IS NOT intended to bash any brand-type of bike, I respect them all.

It's just too funny.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...353199509.html

VFR750FKID · 10-21-2009, 07:00 PM

blueline15 · 10-21-2009, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by MOTT

first thing, this IS intended to bash any cruiser-type of bike, I don't respect them at all.

It's just too funny.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...353199509.html

Fix't it for you

which brings me to this point about the tassels how did this . . . .

magically become badass on cruisers, like this . . . . .

JohnnyM · 10-21-2009, 09:27 PM

Yeah, and don't they whip the sh*t out of your arms going down the road?

Dr E · 10-21-2009, 09:42 PM

Here's the post so when its pulled we still have it...too damn funny:

Harley rider pre-ride check off list
Date: 2009-09-01, 9:06AM PDT

Harley rider pre-ride check off list:
1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the �Live to ride�ride to live� statement on gas tank lid.
3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
5. Look in mirror and perfect the �I�m a bad ass motherfucker� harley riding scowl.
6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving
9. Leather pants
10. Gloves
11. Wrap around sunglasses
12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!
13. CAT work boots (new)
14. Leather vest with some �chapter� like: North chapter of pig fucking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.
18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road.

KevinD · 10-21-2009, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by JohnnyM

Yeah, and don't they whip the sh*t out of your arms going down the road?

I've seen 'em on the bar ends, and the good-quality ones don't whip around much at all.
But that guy has the tassels on the lever ends.

Either way, I think they still look stupid.

KevinD

KRAKR · 10-21-2009, 11:32 PM

VFR750FKID · 10-22-2009, 12:08 AM

"17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough."

Newbie Ride? Haha now we know how tough Clay is

Jeffytune · 10-22-2009, 01:17 AM

'Tiss yet another sad case of Harley envy.

We see this all the time, be it s poor lunk stuck driving a mini van full of screemin' brats and a wife who complain how she wishes she had married a real man. (Like the guy on that Harley)
To the guy who can't quite swing enough money to afford the best motorcycle in the world, and had to settle for some far less then a Harley.

If only he would give in to the simple truth, if he would stop spending aal his money on Porn and hookers, he could have the greatest motorcycle ever built, one of his very own, and he would find out he would not need the porn or the hookers, and women will gladly sleep with you just to ride that fine piece of American machinery, even though he still lives in his Mommy basement.

Yes, I feel so bad for this poor lonely wisp on a man, and I hope some day he will craw out of his Mommies basement and come into the light.

Who knows, maybe if he gets a Harley he will even get Laid.

Well, maybe not.

PS, this is not directed towards anyone other then the auther of this post from Craig's list.
Any similarity to your own life is purely coincidental.

And to our sportbike riding friends, we know you do not desire a Harley. You care more for going 0-500 MPH on .002 seconds, and that is fine with us.
Yes we have respect for you and we applicate you being on the road with us, after all, it give the cops someone else to pull over.

Fast Eddie 919 · 10-22-2009, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Jeffytune

'Tiss yet another sad case of Harley envy.

We see this all the time, be it s poor lunk stuck driving a mini van full of screemin' brats and a wife who complain how she wishes she had married a real man. (Like the guy on that Harley)
To the guy who can't quite swing enough money to afford the best motorcycle in the world, and had to settle for some far less then a Harley.

If only he would give in to the simple truth, if he would stop spending aal his money on Porn and hookers, he could have the greatest motorcycle ever built, one of his very own, and he would find out he would not need the porn or the hookers, and women will gladly sleep with you just to ride that fine piece of American machinery, even though he still lives in his Mommy basement.

Yes, I feel so bad for this poor lonely wisp on a man, and I hope some day he will craw out of his Mommies basement and come into the light.

Who knows, maybe if he gets a Harley he will even get Laid.

Well, maybe not.

PS, this is not directed towards anyone other then the auther of this post from Craig's list.
Any similarity to your own life is purely coincidental.

And to our sportbike riding friends, we know you do not desire a Harley. You care more for going 0-500 MPH on .002 seconds, and that is fine with us.
Yes we have respect for you and we applicate you being on the road with us, after all, it give the cops someone else to pull over.

LOLz!

Maybe you can help us out with a technical point here, can the new Harleys really get up to 18 Mph before they redline in 2nd gear? and if so, With all that torque from a big V-twin would a sportbike even have a chance going light to light Harley?

Rippn · 10-22-2009, 02:15 AM

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perty well sums it up...

Ride'n a HD for nookie bait... like hang'n a pork chop around your neck...
to get a dog to play w/ ya...
Ya, I know... SOME ain't to picky...

WE know... your UNIQUE, just like all the other cabbage patch HD kids.
What a joke...
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

mfrankpdx · 10-22-2009, 02:58 AM

I'm still getting one someday.

Swanny · 10-22-2009, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Rippn

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perty well sums it up...

Ride'n a HD for nookie bait... like hang'n a pork chop around your neck...
to get a dog to play w/ ya...
Ya, I know... SOME ain't to picky...

WE know... your UNIQUE, just like all the other cabbage patch HD kids.
What a joke...
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

Heh heh heh heh.
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahhhhhahhhhhahhhhahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back atcha Rip.....

Rippn · 10-22-2009, 05:27 AM

Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention, that in your reply... you have curiously determined the lack of hyenious punctuation is acceptable...
please rectify.

Should the anti-gramatical nazis have approached your residence already...
bribing them w/ cookies should be suficiant. (uniforms arn't real)
Thank you for your prompt concideration.
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

dragracer1951 · 10-22-2009, 06:19 AM

See, I really don't' get it.
Why all the brand bashing?
Really....
I get it that you don't like Harleys. I get it that you are convinced that the reasons you ride what ever YOU ride are the bestest reasons ever....
I bet you don't like anything but blonds too....

DRD2 · 10-22-2009, 06:24 AM

That's pretty funny. I have a friend that used to bash Harley's all the time then one day he showed up with one. He road sportbikes for about 10 years. His excuse, "more ass than a toilet seat since he got the Harley".

If I was ugly and didn't have a personality, I would have to pick up an HD just so I can get laid. Fortunately, thats not an issue.

DRD2 · 10-22-2009, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by dragracer1951

See, I really don't' get it.
Why all the brand bashing?
Really....
I get it that you don't like Harleys. I get it that you are convinced that the reasons you ride what ever YOU ride are the bestest reasons ever....
I bet you don't like anything but blonds too....

It's fun. Nobody cares. Do you think anybody really gets their feelings hurt over it. C'mon, everything else is politically incorrect, this is the last thing thats OK to make fun of, don't take that away man!

blueline15 · 10-22-2009, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Jeffytune

Yes we have respect for you and we applicate you being on the road with us, after all, it give the cops someone else to pull over.

this is refreshing to hear from a very pro-harley guy. i think the harley-sportbike arugments are very retarded as a bike is a very personal choice and you will never be able to convince someone that their bike sucks. i myself am not so concerned with speed, thats why i have had an sv650 for the last 3 years. barely climbs to 130mph. as far as getting the ladies, my sv sure doesnt do that for me

i also respect the harley and crusier crowd. after all, you loud pipes make my uncorked leo vince sound "not so loud"

blueline15 · 10-22-2009, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by dragracer1951

See, I really don't' get it.
Why all the brand bashing?
Really....
I get it that you don't like Harleys. I get it that you are convinced that the reasons you ride what ever YOU ride are the bestest reasons ever....
I bet you don't like anything but blonds too....

calm down! take a breath. there is just as much harley bashing shit as there are sportbike bashing. its all in good nature here. even a mod has already seen this thread. if you dont have the humor to laugh about how bad someone else things your bike sucks, you are living life to tight. some doucebag 13 year old that has probably never even ridden on a bike before posted this on CL. laugh and live my friend, laugh and live

Morgan · 10-22-2009, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by DRD2

That's pretty funny. I have a friend that used to bash Harley's all the time then one day he showed up with one. He road sportbikes for about 10 years. His excuse, "more ass than a toilet seat and more STD's then Pamela Anderson since he got the Harley".

If I was ugly and didn't have a personality, I would have to pick up an HD just so I can get laid. Fortunately, thats not an issue.

fixed it for ya!

Wandering Weasel · 10-22-2009, 11:24 AM

Yeah, that gave me a laugh. My uncle is a big HD guy and I forwarded that to him. It's sort of a competition between us who can send the other more jokes about the selected bike.

I'll have to see if I can pull up some of the ones about sport bikes the HD guys send around. Funny thing is, a fair amount of stuff from both sides is true even if a little exaggerated.

vville123 · 10-22-2009, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Jeffytune

'Tiss yet another sad case of Harley envy.

We see this all the time, be it s poor lunk stuck driving a mini van full of screemin' brats and a wife who complain how she wishes she had married a real man. (Like the guy on that Harley)
To the guy who can't quite swing enough money to afford the best motorcycle in the world, and had to settle for some far less then a Harley.

If only he would give in to the simple truth, if he would stop spending aal his money on Porn and hookers, he could have the greatest motorcycle ever built, one of his very own, and he would find out he would not need the porn or the hookers, and women will gladly sleep with you just to ride that fine piece of American machinery, even though he still lives in his Mommy basement.

Yes, I feel so bad for this poor lonely wisp on a man, and I hope some day he will craw out of his Mommies basement and come into the light.

Who knows, maybe if he gets a Harley he will even get Laid.

Well, maybe not.

PS, this is not directed towards anyone other then the auther of this post from Craig's list.
Any similarity to your own life is purely coincidental.

And to our sportbike riding friends, we know you do not desire a Harley. You care more for going 0-500 MPH on .002 seconds, and that is fine with us.
Yes we have respect for you and we applicate you being on the road with us, after all, it give the cops someone else to pull over.

Actually man, I'm looking for one.

Just waiting for the price to drop a bit more, cause I got to get a bike for the wife too.

And

The real tough guys here will wear a bandanna over their face

I do that now, it keeps my face and neck kind of warm, stops my shield from fogging up and hides my Ipod/earbud wires from showing off to WSP.

vville123 · 10-22-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Rippn

Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention, that in your reply... you have curiously determined the lack of hyenious punctuation is acceptable...
please rectify.

Should the anti-gramatical nazis have approached your residence already...
bribing them w/ cookies should be suficiant. (uniforms arn't real)
Thank you for your prompt concideration.
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

ulfur · 10-22-2009, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie 919

LOLz!

Maybe you can help us out with a technical point here, can the new Harleys really get up to 18 Mph before they redline in 2nd gear? and if so, With all that torque from a big V-twin would a sportbike even have a chance going light to light Harley?

HA HA I saw some dude on a sports bike at a light try to take a Harley rider.. funny as hell the sports bike dude killed the engine on start. = Harley one on a side note the Sports bike did wheelie all the way down the road to catch up..

Was pretty funny though

Wandering Weasel · 10-22-2009, 02:38 PM

All that weight over the back wheel probably helped him out a bit. Harley riders tend to have a few sand bags worth of weight on me at least.

Jeffytune · 10-22-2009, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by vville123

Actually man, I'm looking for one.

Just waiting for the price to drop a bit more, cause I got to get a bike for the wife too.

And

The real tough guys here will wear a bandanna over their face

I do that now, it keeps my face and neck kind of warm, stops my shield from fogging up and hides my Ipod/earbud wires from showing off to WSP.

What are you looking for?
I maybe able to help you get what you are looking for.

Jeffytune · 10-22-2009, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by blueline15

this is refreshing to hear from a very pro-harley guy. i think the harley-sportbike arugments are very retarded as a bike is a very personal choice and you will never be able to convince someone that their bike sucks. i myself am not so concerned with speed, thats why i have had an sv650 for the last 3 years. barely climbs to 130mph. as far as getting the ladies, my sv sure doesnt do that for me

i also respect the harley and crusier crowd. after all, you loud pipes make my uncorked leo vince sound "not so loud"

Truth be told Blue, I love all motorcycles, and many Harley guys do as well.
It is a different type of riding, on a Harley, it's not better then riding the thin razor edge you sportbike type love, nor worse, it's just different.

I have ridden with friends that have come off the sportbike and we then ride over roads they have ridden for year, and they are amazed at all the scenery they had never seen before.
this is because all the other times, they were only looking at the road and nothing else.

Swanny · 10-23-2009, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by Rippn

Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention, that in your reply... you have curiously determined the lack of hyenious punctuation is acceptable...
please rectify.

Should the anti-gramatical nazis have approached your residence already...
bribing them w/ cookies should be suficiant. (uniforms arn't real)
Thank you for your prompt concideration.
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

Anti-gramatical nazi bait resolved. Lack of hyenious punctuation corrected.
Won't happen again..............


10-21-2009, 06:09 PM	#1
MOTT Endorsed Joined: Jan 2008 From: ST. HELENS OREGON I Ride: 95 Ducati ss sp	from best of: first thing, this IS NOT intended to bash any brand-type of bike, I respect them all. It's just too funny. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...353199509.html __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-21-2009, 07:00 PM	#2
VFR750FKID Pit Crew Joined: Sep 2009 From: Portland, OR I Ride: 1994 Honda VFR750F, 1966 CL160, XR250	lol __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-21-2009, 09:27 PM	#4
JohnnyM MotoGP Champion Joined: Jul 2006 From: Pullman, WA I Ride: '73 CB350F, '86 VFR750F, '00 Aprilia RS250, '04 Aprilia RSV1000 R Factory, '04 Aprilia RSV1000 R Factory, '07 Vstar 1100 Classic	Yeah, and don't they whip the sht out of your arms going down the road? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter*


10-21-2009, 09:42 PM	#5
Dr E WMRRA Qualifier Joined: Oct 2008 From: Dry Shiddies I Ride: 2008 Hayabusa, 2005 Hayabusa, 2000 GSXR 750 Track Bike	Here's the post so when its pulled we still have it...too damn funny: Harley rider pre-ride check off list Date: 2009-09-01, 9:06AM PDT Harley rider pre-ride check off list: 1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache 2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the �Live to ride�ride to live� statement on gas tank lid. 3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider 4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed. 5. Look in mirror and perfect the �I�m a bad ass motherfucker� harley riding scowl. 6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance. 7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability) 8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving 9. Leather pants 10. Gloves 11. Wrap around sunglasses 12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh! 13. CAT work boots (new) 14. Leather vest with some �chapter� like: North chapter of pig fucking obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives. 15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at. 16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear. 17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough. 18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome. 19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool 20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride. 21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of shit down the road. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-21-2009, 11:32 PM	#7
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10-22-2009, 12:08 AM	#8
VFR750FKID Pit Crew Joined: Sep 2009 From: Portland, OR I Ride: 1994 Honda VFR750F, 1966 CL160, XR250	"17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough." Newbie Ride? Haha now we know how tough Clay is __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 01:17 AM	#9
Jeffytune Pit Crew Joined: Jul 2009 From: Beaverton I Ride: Harley FLHT	'Tiss yet another sad case of Harley envy. We see this all the time, be it s poor lunk stuck driving a mini van full of screemin' brats and a wife who complain how she wishes she had married a real man. (Like the guy on that Harley) To the guy who can't quite swing enough money to afford the best motorcycle in the world, and had to settle for some far less then a Harley. If only he would give in to the simple truth, if he would stop spending aal his money on Porn and hookers, he could have the greatest motorcycle ever built, one of his very own, and he would find out he would not need the porn or the hookers, and women will gladly sleep with you just to ride that fine piece of American machinery, even though he still lives in his Mommy basement. Yes, I feel so bad for this poor lonely wisp on a man, and I hope some day he will craw out of his Mommies basement and come into the light. Who knows, maybe if he gets a Harley he will even get Laid. Well, maybe not. PS, this is not directed towards anyone other then the auther of this post from Craig's list. Any similarity to your own life is purely coincidental. And to our sportbike riding friends, we know you do not desire a Harley. You care more for going 0-500 MPH on .002 seconds, and that is fine with us. Yes we have respect for you and we applicate you being on the road with us, after all, it give the cops someone else to pull over. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 02:15 AM	#11
Rippn MotoGP Champion Joined: Apr 2007 From: soap lake wa. I Ride: 00kaw12r, 97 tls1000, 96gsxr1260 turbo freakshow, kz1300gt, 88gsxr1100, 86gsxr750, 82gsx1100ez, 79kz1300, 75 ducati750gts, 72 gt550 cafe	Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perty well sums it up... Ride'n a HD for nookie bait... like hang'n a pork chop around your neck... to get a dog to play w/ ya... Ya, I know... SOME ain't to picky... WE know... your UNIQUE, just like all the other cabbage patch HD kids. What a joke... FREE and clean, Ripp'n __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 02:58 AM	#12
mfrankpdx Moderator Joined: Jul 2007 From: Portland I Ride: '07 R1, '08 WR250X	I'm still getting one someday. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 05:27 AM	#14
Rippn MotoGP Champion Joined: Apr 2007 From: soap lake wa. I Ride: 00kaw12r, 97 tls1000, 96gsxr1260 turbo freakshow, kz1300gt, 88gsxr1100, 86gsxr750, 82gsx1100ez, 79kz1300, 75 ducati750gts, 72 gt550 cafe	Dear Sir, It has come to my attention, that in your reply... you have curiously determined the lack of hyenious punctuation is acceptable... please rectify. Should the anti-gramatical nazis have approached your residence already... bribing them w/ cookies should be suficiant. (uniforms arn't real) Thank you for your prompt concideration. FREE and clean, Ripp'n __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 06:19 AM	#15
dragracer1951 MotoGP Champion Joined: Sep 2005 From: Bremerton I Ride: 03 Are See fiddy one, 05 DRZ400SM, 95 FZR1040, 69 Combat Commando Roadster, 73 Commando Interstate, 67 BSA B44, 71 BSA B50	See, I really don't' get it. Why all the brand bashing? Really.... I get it that you don't like Harleys. I get it that you are convinced that the reasons you ride what ever YOU ride are the bestest reasons ever.... I bet you don't like anything but blonds too.... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 06:24 AM	#16
DRD2 Superbiker Joined: May 2006 From: W. Kent I Ride: 03' ZX6R	That's pretty funny. I have a friend that used to bash Harley's all the time then one day he showed up with one. He road sportbikes for about 10 years. His excuse, "more ass than a toilet seat since he got the Harley". If I was ugly and didn't have a personality, I would have to pick up an HD just so I can get laid. Fortunately, thats not an issue. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 11:24 AM	#21
Wandering Weasel Training Wheels Joined: Oct 2009 From: Portland, OR I Ride: Monster 620	Yeah, that gave me a laugh. My uncle is a big HD guy and I forwarded that to him. It's sort of a competition between us who can send the other more jokes about the selected bike. I'll have to see if I can pull up some of the ones about sport bikes the HD guys send around. Funny thing is, a fair amount of stuff from both sides is true even if a little exaggerated. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


10-22-2009, 02:38 PM	#25
Wandering Weasel Training Wheels Joined: Oct 2009 From: Portland, OR I Ride: Monster 620	All that weight over the back wheel probably helped him out a bit. Harley riders tend to have a few sand bags worth of weight on me at least. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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