Essentially what I'm saying is, the worst drivers label themselves with stickers. It's how you know to avoid them. See stickers? Get the fuck past them before they crash into you. The more stickers, the bigger moron, the greater the danger.

Ain't too many Subarus with rainbow brigade stickers out in the sticks, yet these are the second-worst drivers in town. The absolute worst? Fogeys with W'04 stickers still on their Buick Regal or Ford pickup, often garnished with a service branch sticker (I'll grant you, these people sometimes come from the 'burbs but generally drove in from the boonies - it's hard to remember what year it is out in the woods).

However, third-worst goes to idiots in claptraps with so many stickers, you'd think they were structurally holding the car together. Stickers of any kind! Pet stickers, "Save the Earth" stickers, "Terrorist Hunting permit" stickers, "Dog is my Copilot" stickers...it never ends.

Essentially what I'm saying is, the worst drivers label themselves with stickers. It's how you know to avoid them. See stickers? Get the fuck past them before they crash into you. The more stickers, the bigger moron, the greater the danger.

So Seattle and Tacoma drivers are still worse is what I took from that. I'm more concerned with Portland drivers though since I deal with them a lot more often than Seattle or Tacoma.