An odd request. - Page 2

dscott3509 · 09-10-2012, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by nsrg500

What kind of monkey are we talking about? The little cute ones that throw sh*t at you or the big scary kind that pull your arms off and beat you to death with em

and then throw sh*t at you?

There are no cute monkeys. Sure, they throw fecal matter, but they also chew off half your face, on a good day.

nsrg500 · 09-10-2012, 03:54 PM

I know that.

But small monkeys only eat off a small part of your face and big ones eat all of it (and rip your yaw yaws off too). I'd rather have just a little face off.
Monkeys are too cute! What the hell is wrong with you?? Have you seen the little hands they have to throw pop at you?, it's adorable!

dscott3509 · 09-10-2012, 04:07 PM

What's wrong with me? Dude, do you find Tasmanian devils cute, too? Monkeys are pure evil, like rabbits. They might taste good with garlic sauces, but don't call them cute.

Veloc · 09-10-2012, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by dscott3509

What's wrong with me? Dude, do you find Tasmanian devils cute, too? Monkeys are pure evil, like rabbits. They might taste good with garlic sauces, but don't call them cute.

Now you've gone too far. How can you say this isn't cute?

Andy Capp · 09-10-2012, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by nsrg500

I just don't effing care what the real deal is!!!
I just want a flipping monkey!! Not that the monkey really has to do flips. I just used that rather than the "F" word, but if he / she can do flips, that would be aweeesssoooommmmeee!!!!

What kind of monkey are we talking about? The little cute ones that throw sh*t at you or the big scary kind that pull your arms off and beat you to death with em

and then throw sh*t at you?

You needing one of these to "fix" your dog?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTY...e_gdata_player

dscott3509 · 09-10-2012, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Andy Capp

You needing one of these to "fix" your dog

Is that a goat? That is going too far. The only good goat is curried goat.

factorten · 09-10-2012, 05:11 PM

I vote "Thread of the Week" and its only Monday!

dscott3509 · 09-10-2012, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by factorten

I vote "Thread of the Week" and its only Monday!

Snohomish must really suck if this is as good as it gets.

Desvio · 09-10-2012, 05:46 PM

Wow, this thread fails at failing.

Veloc · 09-10-2012, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Desvio

Wow, this thread fails at failing.

nsrg500 · 09-10-2012, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Andy Capp

You needing one of these to "fix" your dog?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTY...e_gdata_player

Andy you should be ashamed of your self for even knowing where to find that vid.

I'm tellin your Mom.
For shame, for shame, for shame!

P.S. That horny monkey can have it's way with our dog.

Effin dog, I hate that dog,.....little bastard!

Andy Capp · 09-10-2012, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by nsrg500

Andy you should be ashamed of your self for even knowing where to find that vid.

I'm tellin your Mom.
For shame, for shame, for shame!

P.S. That horny monkey can have it's way with our dog.

Effin dog, I hate that dog,.....little bastard!

Hi. My Name is Andy. I have no shame. Sorry, I thought we'd met

courier11sec · 09-11-2012, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by Veloc

Flames accepted. Just please try to be creative.

Veloc · 09-11-2012, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by courier11sec

Okay, that's fuckin' sweeeeeeet.

Kelbor · 09-11-2012, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by dscott3509

There are no cute monkeys. Sure, they throw fecal matter, but they also chew off half your face, on a good day.

There are people in Florida who are high on bath salts who now think you are a racist....


09-10-2012, 03:54 PM	#22
nsrg500 Shredder Joined: May 2011 From: Everett. WA I Ride: GS1150 Rat bike, NSR(G)500cc two stroke,CBR 900rr	I know that. But small monkeys only eat off a small part of your face and big ones eat all of it (and rip your yaw yaws off too). I'd rather have just a little face off. Monkeys are too cute! What the hell is wrong with you?? Have you seen the little hands they have to throw pop at you?, it's adorable! __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-10-2012, 04:07 PM	#23
dscott3509 Parts Collector Joined: Aug 2008 From: Milwaukie I Ride: Triumph Tiger 800	What's wrong with me? Dude, do you find Tasmanian devils cute, too? Monkeys are pure evil, like rabbits. They might taste good with garlic sauces, but don't call them cute. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-10-2012, 05:11 PM	#27
factorten Knee Dragger Joined: May 2008 From: Snohomish, Wa I Ride: high bridge	I vote "Thread of the Week" and its only Monday! __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-10-2012, 05:46 PM	#29
Desvio Retired Joined: Mar 2008 From: SE Portland / Bucerias, Nayarit Mx I Ride: 03' CBR1100XX, 84 GL1200A	Wow, this thread fails at failing. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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