Craigslist Game: Worst Motorcycle buy

If you have to ask, you cannot afford it.

 

Either of these, from the same seller with no mention of titles, make anyone else go hmmmmmm?

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/5040479140.html



http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/5040604304.html

 

Straight out of Mad Max, Buckley edition:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/mcy/5050976504.html

 

^apparently he won't reply to texts.

 

Lets all text him to find out crackup:

 

01 929rr wrecked, 1000rr fairings

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/5055664347.html

First off, no title and no plates. 1300$ So did a whole bunch of stuff do my baby here but she ended up low siding and caught grip then flipped me over the bike. SO the engine casing that is part of where the stator cover bolts onto, cracked. Motor [...]

 

Man, that is a helluva deal. 'Motor is shot unless you can weld it closed, but that's on you' and then there is 'yeah, I stripped parts off of it' and 'just needs an engine swap' and yeah, the fairings are probably shot...

$1300 for a bike with like $500 bucks of used and broken aftermarket parts, no license plates, no title. Aye yi yi. nothing like a bike you'll never be able to register.

Also, I love all the pictures seem pre-wreck!

 

Wow....what a steal, only $8000 for another common Honda 350 "Cafe" with the requisite ugly pipe wrap. Couldn't he have found a larger decal for the tank? I think it's too small!!

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/5060302859.html

 

"Im asking $8,000. OBO and taking serious reasonable offers."

LOL should ask a reasonable price.

 

Gotta repost this in its entirety!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/mcy/5099388805.html

Bent Bike company- just a bunch of low life cockroach breeding Azz Munches!!!

My son saved his money for a little moped to cruise around on.

So proud of him. Working diligently mowing yards and doing what it takes to put the money together to get an item he would really enjoy.

Remember the 1st time you were able to save a few bucks and go make your 1st big purchase? We all do.

This is why I am so irritated with these greenish mustard, duck butter smelling, puss secreting Ball Sacks.

He drove From Oly to Lynnwood to pick up a scooter. 60 plus miles!!!

He gets there and they pull out a total Piece of Chit and tell him this is the moped. Not the one they showed in the picture- (I posted the picture they showed).

They said that they just posted the ad and meant to put"Mechanics Special" on the listing and would fix it immediately.
It has been hours and they are still running the same Crusty, Grab you Ankles, Cheesy listing.

I remember these scams in the 80's- Bent Dic Bikes isn't even creative or unique.

Just a bunch of low life hustlers. I am just proud that my 17yr old has been raised with some common sense and able to sniff out a SCAM!!!! I don't want someones family or friends to fall victim to these Cheese nut, Pubic licking, Toe Jam smelling Predators!

The bike doesn't run and not all parts are there. Keep in mind, he called 1st and they said the moped was in "good condition."

False advertising Leeches of the earth.

Please save yourselves the time and energy going to this hack shop.

If the Bent Bikes shop wants to fix this- Feel free to email us. If not, we will keep posting and letting the community know what a piece of Chit you are!!!!!

I am not a disgruntled customer, I own several business in Washington. I am however a Pissed off parent and very thankful that these Anal Leaking, business bastards didn't take his money.
For that I am grateful that you guys are such stinky salesman that you couldn't close a deal with a child!!! Ya Losers! if your going to lie and cheat, at least be good at it you Douche Bags. You apparently have no redeeming qualities what so ever!!! A child saw through your SCAM!!!

You can not try to take advantage of our community and not think that there will be repercussions.

I am a consumer advocate and you Bent Bike Dik, are the crust under the belly of a sick, maggot filled gut on a Boar.

At least your company name is Clear to consumers- BENT AZZ BIKE!!!!

Please vote us Best of Craigslist so we can take these pillow biting, animal lusting criminals out of business.

Thank you
Criminal Killing Dad

 

But how does he REALLY feel?

 

THAT was GREAT!!!!! Never have been overly impressed with Bent Bike....

 

Post was flagged...

 

I made a decent amount of money parting out two cbr f3s to people tired of bent bikes prices.

 

Same bike, price reduced. Still asking about 2x as much as he'll get out of it though.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/5090259849.html

 

No, it's actually listed HIGHER than the original $8K (now $8.5K) than last month's ad. Maybe next month he'll go to $9000??!!!

Speaking of such delusional posts, here's a "custom" XS400. Custom here means no turn signals, no fenders or license plate bracket, no side covers and no seat cover. And all this can be yours for the toally bargain price of $1200!!! .....................Well, it does run, so I'd give him $120 for it.....maybe. IF he delivers it

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/mcy/5106973732.html

 

If it's old it made out of gold right?

Think the problem comes from they see other bikes that sell for that and don't realize they are rare and sought after. I get the fantasy of it, you managed to find a steal of a bike that the owner didn't know what it was and you turned it around and sold it for bank. Or you think you get paid for the work you put into it... lol


Didn't know Bent Bike was iffy.

 

But look at all that patina on it! Like aged fine wine without an air filter, this thing is just waiting for a connoisseur.