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speedholes · 07-27-2009, 12:01 PM

I heard the funniest story today. Unfortunately, it is completely inappropriate and I would risk being banned if I posted it here. Next time you see me, ask me about it.

It involves:
Alcohol
Coitus
Male genitalia
the hospital

Seriously............

:mfcl ap:

cascaderider · 07-27-2009, 12:04 PM

How dare you even MENTION it. This is SO inappropriate.

nighthawker · 07-27-2009, 01:57 PM

details please

nighthawker · 07-27-2009, 03:00 PM

and ibtl? whats it??
again my guess was im 'bout to laugh

Gamuru · 07-27-2009, 03:29 PM

There's a whole section devoted to those type of posts. No excuse now. Go. post. now.

speedholes · 07-27-2009, 03:38 PM

I have insufficient privileges............

nighthawker · 07-27-2009, 03:48 PM

i didnt go check your link gamuru, were you there??

speedH, just let it out!!

cascaderider · 07-27-2009, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by nighthawker

i didnt go check your link gamuru

Why, were you at work?

nighthawker · 07-27-2009, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by cascaderider

Why, were you at work?

ahhh. must be one of THOSE threads...

no not at work, i hate go check heres. just say it

Gamuru · 07-27-2009, 03:51 PM

Ya, you have to join the NWS section. IIRC, under control panel there's a spot to join different groups.

nighthawker · 07-27-2009, 03:53 PM

so my guess is that someone stuck their little dinky some place they shouldnt have and either A)got stuck or B)picked up something unwanted or C)due to the a-a-a-a-cohol did something REALLY stupid and deserves what they got. either way, its gotta be funny.. spill it! the dinky you save may...... hahahha

nighthawker · 07-27-2009, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Gamuru

Ya, you have to join the NWS section. IIRC, under control panel there's a spot to join different groups.

ill pass but thanks for sharing

speedholes · 07-27-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by nighthawker

so my guess is that someone stuck their little dinky some place they shouldnt have and either A)got stuck or B)picked up something unwanted or C)due to the a-a-a-a-cohol did something REALLY stupid and deserves what they got. either way, its gotta be funny.. spill it! the dinky you save may...... hahahha

None of the above

cascaderider · 07-27-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by nighthawker

the dinky you save may...... hahahha

may what. thank him later?

DareBear · 07-27-2009, 06:01 PM

Can I get a PM with the story?

Gravey86 · 07-27-2009, 06:12 PM

My guess was it happened just under this sign

nighthawker · 07-27-2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by darebear

can i get a pm with the story?

Voidrider · 07-27-2009, 10:19 PM

If the list of items included superglue I know the story.

I know a nurse who told me a story that meets your list criteria, but it included superglue...

Not a joke though. Funny as hell to everyone but the victim. Hell, probably a few years to let the embarrassment wear off, even the victim would probably consider it pretty damned funny.

mcnasty · 07-28-2009, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by nighthawker

and ibtl? whats it??
again my guess was im 'bout to laugh

ibtl means "in before the lock"..

but yours works too

slowride · 07-28-2009, 01:32 AM

i see nothing fuuny here kinda of stupid

speedholes · 07-28-2009, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by Voidrider

If the list of items included superglue I know the story.

I know a nurse who told me a story that meets your list criteria, but it included superglue...

Not a joke though. Funny as hell to everyone but the victim. Hell, probably a few years to let the embarrassment wear off, even the victim would probably consider it pretty damned funny.

No superglue.

speedholes · 07-28-2009, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by slowride

i see nothing fuuny here kinda of stupid

i see no punctuation/capitalization/spelling here who is kinda stupid?

Robusto · 07-28-2009, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by speedholes

i see no punctuation/capitalization/spelling here who is kinda stupid?

ha ha very fuuny

Robusto · 07-28-2009, 08:06 AM

cascaderider · 07-28-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by speedholes

i see no punctuation/capitalization/spelling here who is kinda stupid?

That IS funny actually.

nighthawker · 07-28-2009, 10:18 AM

damn.......no super glue

Robusto · 07-28-2009, 10:30 AM

This thread is full of.....

ElijahSing · 07-29-2009, 01:19 AM

HAHA, this is a thread full of fail.

=] I too am interested in hearing this story!

slowride · 07-29-2009, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by cascaderider

That IS funny actually.

hahaha your mom was kinda funny in bed last night also

DareBear · 07-29-2009, 07:47 AM

can we get like a temporary dirty story pass from the admins or something? can we petition to hear this story!

nighthawker · 07-29-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by DareBear

can we petition to hear this story!

ill sign it!!

and whats with the grade school brown mouth tongued trolls lately??

speedholes · 07-29-2009, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by slowride

hahaha your mom was kinda funny in bed last night also

I remember MY first comeback :

mcnasty · 07-29-2009, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by slowride

hahaha your mom was kinda funny in bed last night also

seriously?....weeeeak

when you say "slowride" what are you implying? did your mom teach you some of her tricks or something? my god that woman is a master on top too bad she's so friggen fugly...whoever invented doggy style needs the Pulitzer or something...

DareBear · 07-29-2009, 04:42 PM

... wtf ... this thread needs a story to be posted...

nighthawker · 07-29-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by DareBear

... wtf ... this thread needs a story to be posted...

i agree. its turning into a troll magnet

Intrepid · 07-29-2009, 06:43 PM

does it involve fat rubber bands or .22 shells?
oh, nevermind

varment · 09-01-2009, 05:26 AM

so where's the damn story?

Rev · 09-01-2009, 07:16 AM

Dude, you suck at story-telling...


07-27-2009, 12:01 PM	#1
speedholes Pit Crew Joined: Mar 2009 From: Roseburg, OR Blog Entries: 1 I Ride: R1100S	Funniest......story.......ever I heard the funniest story today. Unfortunately, it is completely inappropriate and I would risk being banned if I posted it here. Next time you see me, ask me about it. It involves: Alcohol Coitus Male genitalia the hospital Seriously............:mfcl ap: __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 12:04 PM	#2
cascaderider Moderator Joined: Mar 2008 From: Roseburg, OR I Ride: to be determined	How dare you even MENTION it. This is SO inappropriate. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 01:57 PM	#3
nighthawker Superbiker Joined: Mar 2009 From: sutherlin, oregon I Ride: cb750	details please __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 03:00 PM	#4
nighthawker Superbiker Joined: Mar 2009 From: sutherlin, oregon I Ride: cb750	and ibtl? whats it?? again my guess was im 'bout to laugh __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 03:29 PM	#5
Gamuru Superbiker Joined: Jan 2008 From: Granite Falls, WA Blog Entries: 182 I Ride: 1982 Yamaha XJ650 Maxim	There's a whole section devoted to those type of posts. No excuse now. Go. post. now. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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07-27-2009, 03:38 PM	#6
speedholes Pit Crew Joined: Mar 2009 From: Roseburg, OR Blog Entries: 1 I Ride: R1100S	I have insufficient privileges............ __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 03:48 PM	#7
nighthawker Superbiker Joined: Mar 2009 From: sutherlin, oregon I Ride: cb750	i didnt go check your link gamuru, were you there?? speedH, just let it out!! __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 03:51 PM	#10
Gamuru Superbiker Joined: Jan 2008 From: Granite Falls, WA Blog Entries: 182 I Ride: 1982 Yamaha XJ650 Maxim	Ya, you have to join the NWS section. IIRC, under control panel there's a spot to join different groups. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 03:53 PM	#11
nighthawker Superbiker Joined: Mar 2009 From: sutherlin, oregon I Ride: cb750	so my guess is that someone stuck their little dinky some place they shouldnt have and either A)got stuck or B)picked up something unwanted or C)due to the a-a-a-a-cohol did something REALLY stupid and deserves what they got. either way, its gotta be funny.. spill it! the dinky you save may...... hahahha __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 06:01 PM	#15
DareBear Endorsed Joined: Jun 2009 From: Coquille, Oregon I Ride: '09 ninja 250	Can I get a PM with the story? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 06:12 PM	#16
Gravey86 Superbiker Joined: Nov 2005 From: central\eastside I Ride: 86' GSXR 1100,98 TL1000R(moded to the hilt), 02 SV 650 (track)	My guess was it happened just under this sign __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-27-2009, 10:19 PM	#18
Voidrider Training Wheels Joined: Aug 2008 From: Klamath Falls I Ride: '96 Kawasaki EX 250	If the list of items included superglue I know the story. I know a nurse who told me a story that meets your list criteria, but it included superglue... Not a joke though. Funny as hell to everyone but the victim. Hell, probably a few years to let the embarrassment wear off, even the victim would probably consider it pretty damned funny. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-28-2009, 01:32 AM	#20
slowride WMRRA Qualifier Joined: Jul 2009 From: oregon	i see nothing fuuny here kinda of stupid __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-28-2009, 08:06 AM	#24
Robusto Retired Joined: Aug 2006 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: Cuz' it makes me smile!	__________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-28-2009, 10:18 AM	#26
nighthawker Superbiker Joined: Mar 2009 From: sutherlin, oregon I Ride: cb750	damn.......no super glue __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-28-2009, 10:30 AM	#27
Robusto Retired Joined: Aug 2006 From: Spokane, WA I Ride: Cuz' it makes me smile!	This thread is full of..... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-29-2009, 01:19 AM	#28
ElijahSing Pit Crew Joined: Apr 2009 From: Roseburg, OR I Ride: 77' Volkswagen Riviera, 81' Honda CX500D	HAHA, this is a thread full of fail. =] I too am interested in hearing this story! __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-29-2009, 07:47 AM	#30
DareBear Endorsed Joined: Jun 2009 From: Coquille, Oregon I Ride: '09 ninja 250	can we get like a temporary dirty story pass from the admins or something? can we petition to hear this story! __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-29-2009, 04:42 PM	#34
DareBear Endorsed Joined: Jun 2009 From: Coquille, Oregon I Ride: '09 ninja 250	... wtf ... this thread needs a story to be posted... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


07-29-2009, 06:43 PM	#36
Intrepid Newbie Joined: Jul 2009 From: North Bank, Or I Ride: Yamaha Virago 700	does it involve fat rubber bands or .22 shells? oh, nevermind __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-01-2009, 05:26 AM	#37
varment Zone Head Joined: Apr 2009 From: Roseburg, Oregon I Ride: 2008 Ninja 650R	so where's the damn story? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


09-01-2009, 07:16 AM	#38
Rev Zone Head Joined: Nov 2006 From: Olympia, WA I Ride: 1994 VFR	Dude, you suck at story-telling... __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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