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BBQ Sauce: A Love Story (Wif Pikkers)

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Talk' started by KillermondoDude, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. KillermondoDude

    KillermondoDude Intellectually Sphinctered

    So its a Beautiful Day on Saturday and i ride to see my daughter play BBall (Cold as hell in the morning i might add). After the game i ride home and traffic sucks absolute ballz so im all like "Fuck the freeway im going on the twisties!" To be fair im like Fuck Traffic/Fuck theirs no traffic/ Fuck its beautiful out/Fuck its not so beautiful out/ Fuck the world/ Fuck everything/ oooh theirs an Eagle; im goin on the twisties.

    So i hit the twisties and theres this one part of the twisties that has a railroad bridge, bridge supports in the middle separating lanes and a 90 degree corner; so i slow down to make the corner lean in and then this thought hits me "Why is the roadway sliding past my face?" and im pondering that my ribbs and elbow goes "Hay this hurts why are you hurting us?" and my left side gets all Jelly like and rolls me over so they can get into the action as well.

    Damage assessment: Fortunately my bike received minimal damage as my body gloriously sacrificed itself so my bike survived with minimal damage (I Loves me My Motorcykkal)

    Damaged to Bike
    Barkbusters Scratched

    Pegs scratched

    Visor Scratched
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2012
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  2. KillermondoDude

    KillermondoDude Intellectually Sphinctered

    Damage to thy KMD

    Head damaged by "Carpet Burn" From helmet trying to grind down my face



    Last edited: Feb 5, 2012

  3. KillermondoDude

    KillermondoDude Intellectually Sphinctered

    Something didnt feel right about this wreck so today i went back to the scene of the crime

    The Scene

    Now most people would say "You were riding to fast for conditions, There was Gravel in that corner, The skid deamon was hiding there (Close but nope) and all i gots to say to you armchair quarterbacks is "YOUR WRONG"

    something didnt feel right and upon looking at the scene i spotted evidence of the culprit

    Upon further inspection my suspicions were confirmed BBQ SAUCE
    I scouted the area to see if the bastard was still around


    It was a trap and i had no escape from its evil clutches
    So i did the only thing i could do in these circumstances and EXECUTE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

    So you see sometimes its not riding in over your head its not riding with an eye on road conditions Its a fucking trap laid by that tasty tasty covering of meat products NEXT TIME BBQ SAUCE NEXT TIME GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2012
  4. Well damn dude, you turned out better than most as you may have taken more damage than the bike. Why is that good you ask? Easy! Your damages will heal, the bike won't. Too bad they haven't invented self healing bike parts, you actually have to replace them.

    Just rub a little BBQ sauce on it, better than having mommy kiss it for ya!

    Seriously, good thing you came out okay with a sense of humor about it.
  5. Hope you recover soon...that sucks.
  6. yard sale

    yard sale snowshoe kitten... prrr...

    This time of year the bbq sauce is everywhere...
    a) thx for the reminder to keep an eye out
    b) glad injuries seem relatively minor
  7. See...
    That's why tards are goooood.
    Cause they crash so well.

    Glad ya didn't get hurt too bad.
  8. Glad u & the Husky are prettymuch OK.

    Gonna need a new visor though.
  9. What kind of pants were you wearing?
  10. KillermondoDude

    KillermondoDude Intellectually Sphinctered

    cold weather gear aka Tourmaster rain suit
  11. cobra525

    cobra525 WMRRA Sportsman of the year

    Ohhh Nooooes!!!!!11!
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  12. Rippn

    Rippn Human Race Qualifier<br>FREE and clean

    GLAD your OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Huskys are TUFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Malcolm, JN, Steve, Rolf, Hiakie, a shitload of Veeking types...and YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FREE and clean, Ripp'n
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2012
  13. Best crash post i've ever seen. Dot dispensed.. Damage doesn't look too bad. Better to be lucky than good. :)
  14. it only used to be on ramps, now its back roads too?

    wonder if Sweet Baby Rays is behind this, you can tell just by lookin' that shits kinda shady
  15. Fuckin BBQ sauce. On the positive side, you can now run your tires over a burger and it will taste great!!

    Awesome post and glad you're ok.
  16. Rep cause that was one hell of a funny story.
    God damned BBQ sauce just had to ruin your wonderful ride such a shame
  17. face-meet pavement. great editorial.
  18. KevinD

    KevinD Modulator Staff Member


    You're almost as funny-lookin' as me.

  19. PeteN95

    PeteN95 Moderator Staff Member

    Glad you're mostly OK, but you should be able to that kind of damage to your pegs without crashing, with decent tires.
  20. OOk

    OOk beansbaxter is too lazy to come up with something

    Did you at least keep ur shooooooooooooooooe on?
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