Dear Portland....

good luck!!!!

 

I'm sorry but you are confusing us with someone that cares about what a Washingtonian thinks.

I'd join ya, but got some prior engagements.

 

Have you tried buying heroin under the Burnside bridge yet? It's a hoot!

 

It's all about being in the right place at the right time. I almost saw a barfight at the Matador between two hot chicks on NW 23rd. The first girl didn't connect her punch, and as their cooler heads prevailed, I was left to dine on my pear spinach salad and sip lemonade.

 

oregon sucks in the winter, sucks more when its supposed to be summer. but on a nice day; the view and availability of tracks, twisties, drag strips, desert, ocean, mountain, good local brew and weird slutty chicks is worth staying.. hell im from iowa, i called all oregonians hippies for years till i realized i had grown a beard and starting wearing hoodies... to each their own.. i dont see us living here much longer (mrs wants to move back to az), maybe in 2 years but im gonna be kickin and screaming the whole way.. honestly my only complaint lately is the traffic and upkeep on roads/hwys..

 

The preceding post has been edited for clarity.

 

...must....use...my...internal....filter......
:roll:

 

You are probably a productive, mostly law-abiding citizen who doesn't need to be deloused. There is nothing for you here.

 

Portland sucks unless you're under the influence of some sort of mind altering substance or velocity.

 

IN... for the WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahhaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

 

sucketh is...as sucketh does...
this could be like 'Date night 2' in the making!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're all looking forword ( NOT) to MORE pics...
Bwhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE and clean, Ripp'n

 

You should go to Mary's Club on Broadway off Burnside. All the girls look like Carla from Cheers . . .

 

Portland is only good for P.I.R and a bombing range for the Air Force.

 

Pretty soon the place won't be the only thing sucking, get good and drunk! :thefinge:

Which one you at?