Dumb and Dumber

Discussion in 'Tacoma-Puyallup' started by soultrain, Aug 2, 2012.


  1. "Two motorcyclists are hospitalized in serious condition after they crashed not once but twice overnight on their high-performance motorcycles."

    What IS a "high performance" motorcycle? I expected to see a drag busa... instead I get a GIXR 600 with stickers all over it? Is that REALLY high performance?

    COME ON MAN!

    Sounds like those three guys are complete twat waffles... get drunk, go for a ride, one guy wrecks and needs a trip to the hospital, gets on the back of drunk buddy's bike, buddy wrecks and takes out third guy also, 2/3 end up unconscious.

    What's the worst thing that was done in this sequence of events?

    IF YOU SAID TWO GUYS RIDING ON THE SAME BIKE YOU WIN!!!!

    +1 REP FOR YOU!
     
    #2 Heavy-T, Aug 2, 2012
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  2. Dude you crashed so hard,!! Let me take you to the hosp...crashbang..
     
  3. Darwin must be rolling over in his grave on this one.
     

  4. But... I thought the stickers added 5hp per...

    Is that not true?
     
  5. Wow. Two guys on the same bike....that's just wrong!
     
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  7. KevinD

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    Nope...






    They add only 3½HP each.



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  8. Doesn't matter still gay
     
  9. Bald Guy

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    4 Balls+2 wheels = ???

    IT JUST DON"T ADD UP!!!!
     

  10. at the tires... what is it at the countershaft?
     
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  12. They may face charges vehicular assault... Wtf "they" as in more than one rider? Shouldn't only the drunk rider of the 2 up bike face charges? Or did the 3rd guy run them over when they crashed or something....
     
  13. So moral of the story is....

    More stickers makes me high performance and adds HP...GOT IT!!
     
  14. No balls on back!
     
  15. Rule #1 for my bike... There shall never be more balls than wheels riding.
     
  16. :popcorn:
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  17. erickb

    erickb Mr. PNW Riders 2007

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    you know what is funny and sad, a person kills a rider and most of the time they will get a ticket, but a rider hurting another rider and it's a whole new ball game! :shock:

    yes these guys are stupid and should have the book thrown at them, but just think it's odd
     
  18. Cant make this stuff up, kudos to these guys!
     
  19. They nearly qualified for a Darwin award! ....oh well, maybe next time.
     
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