Dumb and Dumber

Discussion in 'Tacoma-Puyallup' started by soultrain, Aug 2, 2012.


  1. Heavy-T

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    "Two motorcyclists are hospitalized in serious condition after they crashed not once but twice overnight on their high-performance motorcycles."

    What IS a "high performance" motorcycle? I expected to see a drag busa... instead I get a GIXR 600 with stickers all over it? Is that REALLY high performance?

    COME ON MAN!

    Sounds like those three guys are complete twat waffles... get drunk, go for a ride, one guy wrecks and needs a trip to the hospital, gets on the back of drunk buddy's bike, buddy wrecks and takes out third guy also, 2/3 end up unconscious.

    What's the worst thing that was done in this sequence of events?

    IF YOU SAID TWO GUYS RIDING ON THE SAME BIKE YOU WIN!!!!

    +1 REP FOR YOU!
     
    #2 Heavy-T, Aug 2, 2012
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2012
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  2. soultrain

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    Dude you crashed so hard,!! Let me take you to the hosp...crashbang..
     
  3. fedj18

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    Darwin must be rolling over in his grave on this one.
     
  4. XxKREWxX

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    But... I thought the stickers added 5hp per...

    Is that not true?
     
  5. Andy Capp

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    Wow. Two guys on the same bike....that's just wrong!
     
  6. yard sale

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    snowshoe kitten... prrr...
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  7. KevinD

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    Nope...






    They add only 3½HP each.



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  8. fedj18

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    Doesn't matter still gay
     
  9. Bald Guy

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    4 Balls+2 wheels = ???

    IT JUST DON"T ADD UP!!!!
     
  10. XxKREWxX

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    at the tires... what is it at the countershaft?
     
  11. FeralRdr

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    2 shetland ponies and a gerbal on a habitrail wheel.
     
  12. TheSumoBear

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    They may face charges vehicular assault... Wtf "they" as in more than one rider? Shouldn't only the drunk rider of the 2 up bike face charges? Or did the 3rd guy run them over when they crashed or something....
     
  13. SkiPunk11

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    So moral of the story is....

    More stickers makes me high performance and adds HP...GOT IT!!
     
  14. ryanakz1000

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    No balls on back!
     
  15. firedad

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    Rule #1 for my bike... There shall never be more balls than wheels riding.
     
  16. G00se

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    :popcorn:
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  17. erickb

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    Mr. PNW Riders 2007

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    you know what is funny and sad, a person kills a rider and most of the time they will get a ticket, but a rider hurting another rider and it's a whole new ball game! :shock:

    yes these guys are stupid and should have the book thrown at them, but just think it's odd
     
  18. dwh4784

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    Cant make this stuff up, kudos to these guys!
     
  19. picosauce

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    They nearly qualified for a Darwin award! ....oh well, maybe next time.
     
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