My bike has magic powers!

Discussion in 'Eastside' started by BoseMensch, Aug 24, 2012.


  1. BoseMensch

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    It turns me invisible! Had my first "OMG, that idiot is going to hit me!" moment today. Stopped at a red light behind a car, another car behind me, on riverside this morning heading to work. Our light turns green and the line proceeds through the light. Some idiot in a "free candy" panel van figures he'll just make his right hand turn and merge between the car in front of me and the one behind me. Glad I had my head on a swivel or I'd have gotten dinged up a bit. Too bad I couldn't kick his door as it missed me by about a foot...

    At any rate, I'm thinking that with my new invisibility powers, I could just ride into the Victoria's Secret model changing room and hang out a bit... Any suggestions on how to use my newfound magic power? 8)
     
  2. TheSumoBear

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    Bank vault?
     
  3. strangerin

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    welcome to the world and reason I try not to ride anywhere near downtown.
    On a less Felonious note...
    Nude beach wo/ having to get Naked.
     
  4. Blues Brothers

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    Triple digits
     
  5. BoseMensch

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    Well, I wouldn't ride downtown either, but that's where my job is and I don't want to miss any minute of riding in the short season we get here.
     
  6. FireDave

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    If he can't see you . . . why not take some side-cutters to his valve stems while he's stopped at a light?
     
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