Suzuki Nutritional Facts!

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Talk' started by Dr. E, Jul 3, 2012.


  1. Dr. E

    Dr. E Theoretical Propagandist

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    Did you know that Suzuki Hayabusa is 100% gluten free ? Next time you're at Whole Foods or on the Ellen Degeneres the them know!
     
    #1 Dr. E, Jul 3, 2012
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  2. are you drunk?
     
  3. Taste like chicken.
    It is a bird for christ sakes.

    crackup:
     
  4. Dr. E

    Dr. E Theoretical Propagandist

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    Hardly...
     
  5. Gluten-free, but full of synthetic additives and processed fillers. Couldn't be called "organic" even in Bizarro World.

    Plus, it's absolutely chock FULL of fat and cholesterol! Suzuki goes to great lengths to "plump" that bird up for sale weight.
     
  6. PeteN95

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    Saw a pretty black one from GA yesterday, lowered and extended.
     
  7. has lead and carcinogens, I'd rather take my chances with something loaded with Gluten... and throw in some trans fats while your at it....
     
  8. RedKat600

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    Just about every part of that bike is organic. All the metals came from the earth, the plastics are petroleum which is from dinosaurs, the rubber came from trees and is renewable. Shoot, damn bike is about as all natural as it gets! :nana
     
  9. It stays crunchy, even in milk.
     
  10. How about now?
     
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  12. Dr. E

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    Finally, someone gets it!

    Well, you put up one stupid thread that has hidden meaning but with no substantial meat and geeze...

    Andy, wish I was but wait till about noon today and the drinking portion will have started and by tonight I will be. Then I can go watch my neighbors try to blow off more fingers then they did last year!

    Happy 4th!
     
  13. I got it. I was just teasing you for the uncharacteristically low quality of the writing :nana

    Maybe it reads better now?

    Happy 4th, Shire. Enjoy, con digits!
     
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