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Your Zombie Apocalypse Bike of Choice

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Talk' started by mfrankpdx, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. When the zombie apocalypse finally comes, what bike will you want to have in your garage?

  2. [​IMG]

    Oh wait, I already have that in my garage.
  3. Fail.. it's only good till it overheats or blows up!!!!!!

  4. Probably an old 2 stroke... with lots of extra plugs and mix oil!:mfclap:

    Those old 2 strokes are simple and they crash really well
  5. With a truck:
    xr650r enduro setup
    ktm 625/690 enduro setup
    DRZ 650 enduro setup

    No truck:
    Maybe a KTM adventure 950 (pre FI)
  6. This:


    It will be worth its weight in gold.
  7. PeteN95

    PeteN95 Moderator Staff Member

    XR650R, already got it and been testing!? :)

  8. KillermondoDude

    KillermondoDude Intellectually Sphinctered

    You all fuckin crazy

  9. Juilin

    Juilin Captain Pubic

    A Z1000 obviously.
  10. Actually, I would prefer this:


    Back in the late 1800's, I almost found out the hard way that some of them are not as slow and stupid as you think:

  11. A diesel powered ural would be my first choice. A german tracked motorcycle would be my second.
  12. KLR650!

    I'd like to ride one of the diesels. Probably a total slug, but diesel is a great fuel for when SHTF!
  13. havent you heard, the zombie apocalypse is already here, therefor what I have now nice old brick K75 beemer runs on drunken piss and doesn't stop even when I beat the crap out of it
  14. other than "that's what I saw on tv/innernets", what makes you think that?

    breaking into garages will yield plenty of lawn mowers and other gasoline powered devices to siphon from...not many diesel mowers.

    for my zombie bike: yeah, prolly my DR650
  15. Well since it hasn;t happened yet, I'll wait for one of these:

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