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Old 07-05-2012, 07:35 PM   #1
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I Ride: 03 SV1K - "Penny", 78 Yam XS400 - "Cranky"
Douche on the white R6 ... you're #1
So pulled off of 205 onto Padden and pulled into the left turn lane at the intersection of Andresen behind a Squid on a white R6 wearing cargo shorts, unlaced shoes (complete with laces dangling to the road and around his shifter lever), no shirt and un-sinched strap on his helmet. I'm riding my little 78' XS400 cafe bike and he turns and looks my bike up and down then starts reving the throttle looking back at me. I close my mirrored visor and shake my head at him. The turn arrow turns green and he zips through the intersection with out checking to make sure it was clear first, switched turn lane in mid turn and screams the 100 yards up to the next red light, where i turn right. He crosses two lanes of traffic to follow me down 78th lurching his bike with the throttle then pops a wheelie with his boxer shorts hanging out of his cargo shorts that are down below his ass. To which i told him he was #1 as i turned into my neighborhood. Some of my best pastoral care work i think.

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Old 07-05-2012, 08:24 PM   #2
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Keeping it classy in the 'couve.

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Old 07-05-2012, 08:28 PM   #3
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You know things are bad when even a pastor has to throw the bird.

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Old 07-05-2012, 08:33 PM   #4
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From: Puyallup,WA

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Sounds like a guy i work with but he ALWAYS ties his shoes ....hey you going to let me ride your sumo BRO......NO i dont think you can handle it
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:34 PM   #5
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From: Bainbridge Island, WA

I Ride: 2001 BLUE Ducati ST4
Not just ANY bird..
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You know things are bad when even a pastor has to throw the bird.
That would have been a DOVE!! Duhhh...

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Old 07-05-2012, 08:47 PM   #6
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From: Tanasbourne, OR

I Ride: '08 R6, '07 S2R 1000, '10 Ninjette #791
What the hell is it with squids today?! One was riding down the inside shoulder of 217 in order to pass the cars moving with traffic this afternoon.

No wonder there were so many bikes pulled over yesterday. 4th of July hits and all the retards come out of the woodwork for the Summer.

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Old 07-05-2012, 08:52 PM   #7
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From: Olympia, WA

I Ride: a slow bike, slow
what wait I thought squid was a good thing

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Old 07-05-2012, 09:22 PM   #8
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what wait I thought squid was a good thing
Oh no, try again.

Vancouver

This is something no one wants to see on the road....

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Old 07-05-2012, 10:11 PM   #9
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I Ride: 2008 R6 Race Bike - #52 - And whatever's in the shop!
Ugh, I remember getting my shoelaces caught in the chain of my non-motorized bike as a kid... I can never have my shoes untied again.

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Old 07-06-2012, 04:50 AM   #10
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What a dip shit, I'm sure we'll be reading about him this summer.

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Old 07-06-2012, 05:02 AM   #11
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From: Hillsburrito, OR

I Ride: Like a duc wrangler
Vancouver

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Old 07-06-2012, 06:27 AM   #12
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From: LaCenter, WA

I Ride: 2003 Copper SV1K
I have fun with those guys....give em the nod, rev the bike, watch them take off like a rocket from the light while I just ride normal away. I'll let YOU get the ticket buddy. Thanks for being my rabbit!

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Old 07-06-2012, 06:39 AM   #13
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I know you pastors probably don't believe in evolution, but this is definitely natural selection at work.

If I may add to this, another "you're #1" to the asshat in the giant ford "F" the fuck what ever pulling a trailer who saw no reason to stay on his side of the yellow line as he approached me on Salmon Falls road last night. Dickbag.

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Old 07-06-2012, 10:34 AM   #14
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I Ride: Nap of the Earth
That kid was lucky he ran into you Mark. Had he pulled that shit with Sister Margret, he would have been sporting rapped knuckles from a ruler. And, I can damn sure say, he wouldn't have been riding for at least a week afterwards.

Don't ask me how I know.

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Old 07-06-2012, 11:23 AM   #15
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From: Vancouver, WA
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I Ride: Shotgun
So my time machine does work.

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Old 07-06-2012, 12:08 PM   #16
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So my time machine does work.
Yes Steve it works,..... but you obviously don't know how to properly use it.

Look everyone, I'll explain it again. Your Flux Capacitors can't achieve temporal transvergence any slower than 88 miles per hour. Now in your case Steve, your baggy, droopy shorts were probably catching air and acting like a parachute. So next time pull up your drawers.

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Old 07-06-2012, 12:11 PM   #17
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From: Portland, OR
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I Ride: 2 Pigs: 1 with a rocket in its ass ("Zed") and 1 without ("Red")
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Yes Steve it works,..... but you obviously don't know how to properly use it.

Look everyone, I'll explain it again. Your Flux Capacitors can't achieve temporal transvergence any slower than 88 miles per hour. Now in your case Steve, your baggy, droopy shorts were probably catching air and acting like a parachute. So next time pull up your drawers.

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Old 07-06-2012, 12:20 PM   #18
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I understand you're a pastor and all, but I'm afraid I can't believe a word you type until I see a picture of your XS400 cafe bike....

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Old 07-07-2012, 07:59 PM   #19
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I Ride: 03 SV1K - "Penny", 78 Yam XS400 - "Cranky"
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I understand you're a pastor and all, but I'm afraid I can't believe a word you type until I see a picture of your XS400 cafe bike....
"The truth will set you free ..."

Vancouver

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Old 07-07-2012, 09:35 PM   #20
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"The truth will set you free ..."

Vancouver
Sounds bad ass too!

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