Bikini Barista Tour 2012

Devil_Doc · 05-30-2012, 11:33 AM

So. I had the idea that there should be a western Wa bikini coffee shop tour this summer. I was thinking about meeting up in Olympia at about 9am, then traveling north, ending up in the Everett area by 4 or 5pm. We'd need to met at a bikini coffee shop about 30 min prior to starting, have some coffee, then make 5 or 6 stops throughout the day, hitting the best twisties from Olympia through Everett.

I know good roads from about 1-90 and I-5, north to Everett, but I know nothing about the back roads between there and Olympia. I also don't know the best coffee shops south of there either. So what I need from you.

-A route from Oly to Issaquah.

-A list of the best bikini coffee shops. Girls have to look good, and the coffee has to be at least decent.

Pace would be intermediate (think "the pace"), and depending on how big this gets, we could form faster and slower groups. I'm thinking mid July-ish.

Thoughts?

courier11sec · 05-30-2012, 11:46 AM

This is a good idea.
There is a good starting point in Lacey Right off the freeway in the lot of the pacific pride on Marvin.

Wyckedan · 05-30-2012, 11:47 AM

You want to ride to numerous bikini stands and gawk at the girls? Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh, no. That's very odd behavior

canyon63 · 05-30-2012, 11:48 AM

zpeedd3mon · 05-30-2012, 11:50 AM

haha, awesome. If I can I'm in.

gopro?

Devil_Doc · 05-30-2012, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Wyckedan

You want to ride to numerous bikini stands and gawk at the girls? Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh, no. That's very odd behavior

Bikes, boobies, and coffee. 3 of my favorite things.. What's not to like? I'm not talking about gawking. I'm talking about a nice summer saturday, bikes, twisties, coffee, and some boobs. It's a nice, no pressure ride with plenty of stops, and chances to meet people.

1shinysideup · 05-30-2012, 12:06 PM

Just wait until you run into Chris Hanson, you'll have some explaining to do..
My Girlfriends sister works at one, I don't want to be one of "those guys."

MurderedAsRx · 05-30-2012, 12:13 PM

I would gladly endorse this. BEWBZZZ!

courier11sec · 05-30-2012, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by 1shinysideup

Just wait until you run into Chris Hanson, you'll have some explaining to do..
My Girlfriends sister works at one, I don't want to be one of "those guys."

Pics?

sunofnun · 05-30-2012, 12:26 PM

I vote bi-monthly..

Heavy on the BI.

Friction Addiction · 05-30-2012, 12:41 PM

Fuckin. buncha. creepers.

courier11sec · 05-30-2012, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Frill-dog

Fuckin. buncha. creepers.

Why do you hate America?

Jmirage · 05-30-2012, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Devil_Doc

Bikes, boobies, and coffee. 3 of my favorite things.. What's not to like? I'm not talking about gawking. I'm talking about a nice summer saturday, bikes, twisties, coffee, and some boobs. It's a nice, no pressure ride with plenty of stops, and chances to meet people.

What's not to like? Probably the coffee.

In!

Bluuu · 05-30-2012, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Frill-dog

Fuckin. buncha. creepers.

WTF is wrong with you? Oh wait... you're from Oregon. Nevermind.

1shinysideup · 05-30-2012, 01:10 PM

Originally Posted by courier11sec

Pics?

ha, now that would be creepy

I can say she works at one of them Cowgirl stands and makes shit coffee..maybe peeps aren't there for the coffee though

I endorse this ad

Runout · 05-30-2012, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by 1shinysideup

..maybe peeps aren't there for the coffee though

ha ha, ya think?

And can someone explain to me how to conveniently ride through a coffee box? It sounds like it would be a friggin' huge annoying production since I don't have a cup holder on my motorcycle.

That said, I'm in if I'm in town that weekend.

Jmirage · 05-30-2012, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Runout

ha ha, ya think?

And can someone explain to me how to conveniently ride through a coffee box? It sounds like it would be a friggin' huge annoying production since I don't have a cup holder on my motorcycle.

That said, I'm in if I'm in town that weekend.

You'll have to park and walk up with the helmet cam rolling!

SkiPunk11 · 05-30-2012, 03:36 PM

why not get the stands themselves involved....POKE-HER run ????

in all seriousness I've been trying to get this kind of thing going for my car forums as a real poker run with some local shops involved

dizzle · 05-30-2012, 03:42 PM

In starting from Cowgirls in Auburn.

The brunette there, with the yellow camaro .. mmmmmm i don't care how bad the coffee was, she was worth every penny.

Devil_Doc · 05-30-2012, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by 1shinysideup

Just wait until you run into Chris Hanson, you'll have some explaining to do..
My Girlfriends sister works at one, I don't want to be one of "those guys."

Chris who?

Originally Posted by Runout

ha ha, ya think?

And can someone explain to me how to conveniently ride through a coffee box? It sounds like it would be a friggin' huge annoying production since I don't have a cup holder on my motorcycle.

That said, I'm in if I'm in town that weekend.

We're not going to ride through the frickin line. lol.. We're going to ride for an hour or so, then stop at a coffee stand. Anybody who want's coffee can get some, but we get a 20min break. This will also give people a chance to get gas, smoke, drop a deuce, whatever. We get back on, ride for another hour or so, stop again, and repeat. It's not so much about coffee as it is about a fun tour of back roads, interspersed with titties.

Every group ride i've ever been on feels like you're rushed every time you get gas or stop. It feels like you've got somewhere to be, and you'll be late if you take more than 5 min to get gas. Every time I ride with my friends, we just have fun when we stop. We BS, talk shit, and have fun without worrying about checkpoints or schedules. Why can't group rides be like this? Nowhere in particular to be, and no real rush to get there. Enjoy the road, and have fun..


05-30-2012, 11:33 AM	#1
Devil_Doc Superbiker Joined: Sep 2008 From: Puyallup-ish I Ride: 04 CBR1k	Bikini Barista Tour 2012 So. I had the idea that there should be a western Wa bikini coffee shop tour this summer. I was thinking about meeting up in Olympia at about 9am, then traveling north, ending up in the Everett area by 4 or 5pm. We'd need to met at a bikini coffee shop about 30 min prior to starting, have some coffee, then make 5 or 6 stops throughout the day, hitting the best twisties from Olympia through Everett. I know good roads from about 1-90 and I-5, north to Everett, but I know nothing about the back roads between there and Olympia. I also don't know the best coffee shops south of there either. So what I need from you. -A route from Oly to Issaquah. -A list of the best bikini coffee shops. Girls have to look good, and the coffee has to be at least decent. Pace would be intermediate (think "the pace"), and depending on how big this gets, we could form faster and slower groups. I'm thinking mid July-ish. Thoughts? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 11:46 AM	#2
courier11sec Moto2 Contender Joined: Sep 2008 From: where they don't have lawns. I Ride: Red bike, Brown truck, various collections of junk held together poorly.	This is a good idea. There is a good starting point in Lacey Right off the freeway in the lot of the pacific pride on Marvin. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 11:47 AM	#3
Wyckedan Streetfighter Joined: Feb 2010 From: Seattle, Wa I Ride: An 06 R6 with OPRT	You want to ride to numerous bikini stands and gawk at the girls? Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh, no. That's very odd behavior __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 11:48 AM	#4
canyon63 Chicken Strips Joined: Apr 2012 From: Olympia, WA	In __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 11:50 AM	#5
zpeedd3mon Licensed Joined: Jun 2011 From: West Seattle I Ride: '05 zx636	haha, awesome. If I can I'm in. gopro? __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 12:06 PM	#7
1shinysideup Streetfighter Joined: Feb 2007 From: Seattle I Ride: 06 600RR	Just wait until you run into Chris Hanson, you'll have some explaining to do.. My Girlfriends sister works at one, I don't want to be one of "those guys." __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 12:13 PM	#8
MurderedAsRx Chicken Strips Joined: Feb 2011 From: Graham/Puyallup I Ride: 2009 Speed Triple, 2008 CRF250R	I would gladly endorse this. BEWBZZZ! __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 12:26 PM	#10
sunofnun Retired Joined: Feb 2005 From: s. greenlake bitch I Ride: KTM 625 smc \| TL1000S/R \| wr450 \| CB350 \| CRF50/88 \| TTR50 \| your mom	I vote bi-monthly.. Heavy on the BI. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 12:41 PM	#11
Friction Addiction Joined: Aug 2005 From: Oregon's durty Souf I Ride: > You.	Fuckin. buncha. creepers. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 03:36 PM	#18
SkiPunk11 Shredder Joined: May 2011 From: Tacoma, Wa I Ride: 2008 Buell 1125R	why not get the stands themselves involved....POKE-HER run ???? in all seriousness I've been trying to get this kind of thing going for my car forums as a real poker run with some local shops involved __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter


05-30-2012, 03:42 PM	#19
dizzle buttsecz man Joined: Jun 2007 From: Newcastle Blog Entries: 2 I Ride: like an asian. You scurred yet?	In starting from Cowgirls in Auburn. The brunette there, with the yellow camaro .. mmmmmm i don't care how bad the coffee was, she was worth every penny. __________________ Follow PNW Riders on Facebook and Twitter

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